‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
One of the most expensive documentaries ever, about the First Lady, is going to make a fraction of the money a Youtuber's horror movie passion project based on a video game is going to make.