As a matter of public service, we feel compelled to alert you to yet another depressing development: the absolutely stunning amount of poop currently flowing into the Potomac River.
More Bad News: A “Small Geyser” of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River - Washingtonian
Look, we get it: the last thing you need to read is more bad news. Not when masked paramilitaries are laying siege to Minneapolis, prominent members of the executive branch of the federal government…
