Waldo
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
- New board game idea: Players take turns drawing a card with 4 statements from Trump that are 100% insane/grounds for impeachment. 3 are real, 1 is fake. Other players guess the fake one. Only downside is it's really hard to come up with anything fake that is as insane as his actual words.
- Trump: "they won't stop talking about my links to Epstein! How do I get them to stop? Wait I know!" *Posts incredibly racist video* Pedophiles can't hide forever.
- Ronald fucking Reagan paved the way for this economic shitbiscuit anyone not born into extreme wealth is being forced to eat.
- The filthy rich are starting to worry. Countries that aren't oligarchies run by other pedos are now investigating them. They can't hide forever.
- How to get republicans to read the Epstein files: 1) replace every mention of Donald Trump with Bill Clinton 2) post it and say "what should we do?" 3) watch as MAGA goes wild with death threats , life in prison etc 4) reveal it was actually DJT 5) watch their 3 remaining brain cells die
- Republicans: "look, no where in the Bible does it say being a pedophile is bad. In fact, lots of child sex stuff happened so let's just forget about the Epstein files and focus on what's important, scapegoating minority groups for all the problems republicans actually cause."
- If you ask me to watch a training video, and the voiceover is a garbage AI voice, then I'm ignoring the training. If its not worthwhile enough to pay someone to voice it, it's not worthwhile enough for me to listen to.
- My amazing wife made me a nisselue hat (the red F Ice protest hat of Norwegian origin) and I got to rock it to work today.
- Republicans hate minorities and women so much they are willing to protect pedophiles as long as it lets them practice their hate.
- I'm glad my coupon app knows all the things that are essential for any upcoming Superbowl party......
- The "All American" halftime show is finally selling tickets. For an extra $30 they'll send you a robe and for an extra $88, a cross to burn in someone's lawn. Then you get to listen to songs like "my truck is stuck" and "ain't right less it's white" between commercials for trump merchandise.
- Trying to finish up the beer kits I've got so a Maibock is in the kettle!
- At this point I sort of wish the maga cult members were in to kool-aid. Would solve a whole lot of problems.
- Manager: "why isnt my new hires account and equipment ready! They started this morning!" Me: "We received the paperwork Friday at 4:25pm" Manager: "so?" Me: "When you submitted their onboarding to HR 4 weeks ago you checked a box saying you submitted their acct request." Manager: "..." 1/2
- Signed up for my first sanctioned disc golf tournament of the year! 27 holes of wooded amazing play. Can't wait.
- They'd rather shoot us in the streets than put pedophiles in jail. Fuck Republicans Fuck the filthy rich
- In a few years the government will have a massive deficit because they have to pay out billions to settle lawsuits for murdering, abducting and abusing people, as well as incarcerating thousands of ICE agents. And republicans will just scream that Dems spend spend spend. We live in Idiocracy.
- Reason 215 why you shouldn't root for the patriots in the super bowl. Their owner (who regularly got handies at brothels filled with sex trafficking victims, but since he's rich it's ok) is in the Epstein files. Woodchip the rich.
- "There are so many women in the Epstein files that just let it happen. How could they not say anything!" Me: "you just learned that filthy rich men are the worst creatures on earth and your first thought is to blame women? Get the fuck outta here."
- What's the difference between an ICE agent and a giant pile of dog shit? The giant pile of dog shit isn't covered in temu tactical gear.
- The government is required, by law, to release all of the Epstein files. They have delayed, redacted, and selected to only release less than a 1/4 of them. And it's abhorrent what the rich got away with. Which means that what they continue to hide is even more disgusting. Fuck all republicans
- So the reason CEOs should be paid so much more than workers is so they can *checks notes* party constantly on a pedophile sex island with other CEOs, and then be able to cover it all up and avoid any consequences. Got it.
- For my first time growing, Mary and Jane yielded me a half oz of what I hope is some tasty tasty bud. Learned a lot from the process so I expect my next grow to go much better.
- Sigh, I'll never get a job in the fed government, especially as chief of the federal reserve, because I didn't hang out with all the pedophiles. What a frustrating requirement for a job.
- Trump is making Benedict Arnold look like a red white and blue patriot.
- What did the pedophile say to the usher? "Did you now my wife is in this movie?" 🥁
- DOJ: "We released more files. Happy now?" Reporters: "this is still not all the files, but, some of these are really bad for Trump" DOJ: "wait, hold on. Ok, now look" Reporters: "you just removed files" DOJ: "no we didn't." Reporters: "you did, it says page not found" DOJ: "I CANT HEAR YOU!"
- With the way the trump regime is taking away our constitutional rights, it won't be long before they come after the 22nd and 26th amendment too. We can't give them any ground on any of their attempts to overthrow democracy.
