[guy with 9,000 Beanie Babies] “Vote for me, the one candidate who cannot be bribed with Beanie Babies!”
Some random billionaire is running for Governor of Georgia on the premise that his wealth means he “can’t be bought” and it strikes me that if there’s one thing we know about billionaires it is that they are the most continuously bought group in existence.
Feb 5, 2026 13:27Yeah, that's about right.
"There's something wrong with me. I've devoted every minute of my existence to acquiring more wealth. I can't stop and I can't help it. I'm like Smaug. Stop me. Help me.
"Vote for me."
