vozer 🎀 ✪
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- *drinks you*
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- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪In a democracy, we are supposed to feel like we have control over our lives because the people control the government. But in the U.S., people feel like our lives are out of control because the people don’t control the federal government.
- super excited, im about to play earthbound on an snes with this friend tonight. i feel like such a dork saying this but i never thought i would ever play it in an official capacity beyond buying it on the wii u eshop as a kid
- MY CAT DISCOVERED HE LIKES BRUSHING HIS FACE AGAINST MY KEYBOARD AND HE KEEPS SMASHING KEYS WHEN IM TYPING
- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪If your smoke alarm was this fashionable, you'd never forget it.
- i’m so awkward
- hmm..
- i think im addicted to main menu
- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪the stupid twink experience
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- i promise i won’t political post much in the future, that’s a habit i need to break
- it’s gonna sound really horrible for me to say this, but america is not ready for a black female president right now. or a gay president. or a socialist president. or a jewish president. or anything that isn’t a straight white dude if dems wanna win, they need to realize that
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- armpit inspector send me your armpits i can be trusted
- this game came out when i was 14, and when it came out, everyone commented on how shit it looked graphically.... it still looks like shit today. theres no way they can justify this game being 60$USD a little over 10 years later, whatever add-ons or adjustments they've made, it doesnt show.
- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪king of the hill visual novel background
- you can simultaneously believe a more tolerant society is a goal to strive for, and grow thicker skin and learn cognitive dissonance. it'll make you a better adult
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- you don’t have to do taxes if you’re unemployed
- chews on your hair
- this mother fucker at the coffee shop just burped as loud as he could then pat his tummy what the fuck
- i always hated being asked how my day was by the same person everyday. like ion mind casual conversation-- but bruh im unemployed... i played video games for 6 hours, watched youtube, got high, and jerked off like i did yesterday
- checkmate liberals
- A recent scientific breakthrough in the Mushroom Kingdom has revealed that Yoshis develop their stylish boots before hatching. paletteswap.site/dif...
- its so over valvebros, XBOX IS BACK .
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- nini friends ily
- I CAN MASTURBATE NOW
- bro lost to a 10 year old kid he gave a pet bunny 💀
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- my brother and i as kids used to run around saying youtube poop shit weegee spaghetti toast dinner die etc, my mom started saying all that stuff too and shes the only one who never stopped i love my mother
- everything on the internet sucks now except porn
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- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪Most vSeeBox and SuperBox users don’t seem to care where exactly the content is coming from, as long as they can access the titles they’re looking for. www.theverge.com/streaming/87...
- I need to seriously start taking care of my health so that I can live to 2067
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- Pokémon sword and shield had one of the best art directions Pokémon has ever had, i’m gonna say it’s right up there with heart gold and soul silver. It’s unfortunate the amount of damage this singular tree image did to piss people off
- i hear the feds going after the leader of mondays next
- 🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
- looks like charlie kirk face edit
- 🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
- just what everyone was holding out for
- GameBoy titles added to NSO: -Yoshi -Balloon Kid www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwIt...
- i’m pretty sure she’s killed a man
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- Reposted by vozer 🎀 ✪Adobe Animate is no longer being discontinued • Comes after backlash from tens of thousands of users • Support will continue — but new features won’t be added going forward
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- hugs you
- i took out Hop's last pokemon with fucking Destiny Bond 💀
- us politics
