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I know we're supposed to be worried about them in this cave, but honestly I'm just so glad my best friend Nie Huaisang isn't here. I hope he's somewhere with aircon and wifi right now 🤞
Oh my god why does being horny and panicked make Lan Wangji spit up blood 😱 This is even worse than Sanji’s nosebleeds.
"I'm sure raising my nephews to beat themselves with planks every time they even think about something naughty won't lead to them being so repressed they violently bleed from the mouth whenever they're in close proximity to a pretty boy" - Lan Qiren
It's genuinely slightly embarrassing being into this show.
Okay the cheesy musical montage of all their homosexual adventures while Wei Wuxian slowly bleeds out in the cave is so extremely corny that I've decided I love it. I will always appreciate a show that goes all in without fear of cringe, even if the result is dubious.
Jan 21, 2026 17:31I just want them to get along and be happy 😭😭😭 They love each other so much.
Also Wei Wuxian's outfit here is s t u n n i n g 👌
When the archive is back up I'm going fishing for some happy Jiang family AUs. I know the three of them can be good siblings in slightly less shitty circumstances!
Wait, are the Yao clan related to Meng Yao?
