Vinny Thomas
ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
- “fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this” -an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor
- yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????
- me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something
- omg Kelce looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks
- it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada
- ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land
- I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
- Thank you ❤️
- so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️
- What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)
- i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school
- “don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
- Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist
- Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.
- mama mia i would like to join the manhunt as well
- wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far
- can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up
- Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc
- without what and a drink
- if you’re cold they’re cold 😞 please bring them inside
- how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.
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- Oh to be the funniest person at a boring table on Thanksgiving who says “it’s giving thanks” and it absolutely crushes and it’s all anyone talks about bc they really have nothing else to talk about
- no stupid I got them bc i’m nice and cool and everybody likes me
- So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
- I think calf implants are wrong. I think we should wait for the cows to grow up so they really understand their decisions.
- ok go off tiny tim
- really fucked up that turkeys spent millennia evolving to not be delicious, only for people to eat them regardless
- I would be a bad guy in Wicked bc if I saw a green individual I would be like let’s get you to the hospital mama
- Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem
- You’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity I’m holding you up bc you’re blackout drunk at the cheesecake factory
- It’s almost Christmas :) and i would like to say that sometimes it feels like gingerbread men have racial undertones
- What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app
