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- Lmao I know The Sun is deeply unserious, but this is such an insane headline to run for "the post office will be closed in observance of President's Day"
- If you took Chuck Schumer's lunch money, he'd start the negotiations by asking if he could just have $0.25 back to call his mom, and by the end of negotiations he'd be agreeing to walk you to the bank with his ATM card to withdraw an extra $500.
- Same energy
- My man *wildly* over-estimated his answer to the age old "how many grade school kids could you take at once?"
- Yes this stuff is obviously fake, but just as importantly: what's the angle here, exactly? Does Michael think the children in Epstein's orbit were *running* the pedophilia ring?
- All y'all bitches line up one by one, single file.
- Is this red states rejecting mass deportation, or is it just red state NIMBYism?
- Remarkable: Trump's planned migrant prison camps are hitting deep resistance in red areas. In Virginia's partly rural Hanover (+26 Trump) opposition is intense. GOP leaders in other states are opposed. Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2060...
- Furthermore, each time an ICE agent murders someone, they should have to put one dollar in the office pizza party collection jar
- I honestly didn't think Matt Yglesias was ever going to top this piece as his worst take of all time (right on the heels of the Rana Plaza collapse that killed more than 1100 people), but somehow, someway, he managed to do it.
- Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
- Electric Wokealoo
- Okay, well, shit. Next time this dork steps foot in a blue state, throw his ass in a detention center. No need for a warrant, right?
- My kingdom for even just one reporter to ask "if democrats are rigging elections how are republicans in control of both chambers and the presidency?"
- The NYT looked at a trend of people ordering takeout instead of cooking, and immediately went to interview the least representative people they could find: a couple who drops $36,400/year on takeout. I guarantee every single "trend" couple in the NYT is maximum 2 degrees removed from the writer
- Almost three of every four restaurant orders in the U.S. were not eaten in a restaurant, according to recent data. About one-third of adults said that they get food delivered at least once a week. We spoke to readers who are devoted to delivery but question the costs — financial, social and ethical.
- You know usually these public agitators will pay to do takedown requests on websites that publish ownership records, but Richard didn't and, uh... He lives like 100 yards from a middle school?!
- Rest In Piss, Bozo Honky
- 3 days ago, the Air India crash investigation was zeroing in on pilot sabotage. 2 days later, somehow Air India *again* has to ground a 787 for the exact same "defect" at the center of the last crash 1200 787s in the sky, only they have had this happen. Sorry, calling B.S. Covering their asses
- You know what? Donald is right. Georgia rigged the 2020 election for Joe Biden. Trump was the rightful winger. He is hearby retroactively appointed to the presidency from 2021-2025. Your second term is now complete. Please vacate the office immediately.
- “The idea that federal officials would seize ballots in an attempt to prove fraud is especially dangerous in this context when we know … the Georgia 2020 election has been extensively counted, recounted and investigated,” one expert said. By @dougbockclark.bsky.social @jenafifield.bsky.social
- The Model S turned 14 this year so of course Elon isn't interested anymore
- Brantley Gilbert is the Sleve McDichael of country music.
- Goddamn, Peter Attia is the Sir Don Bradman of being a pedophile
- This looks like a fucking scene from Sicario
- "MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- Dudes gonna blast himself into space and forget to pack a lunch and die of starvation weeks after all attempts to send up a rocket with food explode at launch.
- The competing visions of America are "$75 billion so you can see a doctor if you're sick" or "$75 billion for extrajudicial death squads whose opinion on the cut of your jib determines your sentence" and we are divided on which way to go for some reason.
- Noooooooooooooooooooooo
