vanta greige
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- Madeline Miller you have the perfect yearning gap between seasons of Heated Rivalry to release another reimagined Greek banger, get to work girl
- if i was an asshole to you and you didn't talk to your therapist about it it's over between us
- wherever the Olympics are supposed to be this year they should just move the whole shebang to Canada right now
- ‘Heated Rivalry’ stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie have been announced as the torchbearers during the Olympic Torch Relay variety.com/2026/sports/...
- tired: excited about tomorrow's morning coffee at bedtime wired: desperate for that evening's lil glass of sherry at 6am
- for better or worse at some point we're going to need to discuss Connor Storrie's likeness to Celia Imrie
- i think it would feel so weird to look a stranger in the eye and tell them your baby's name is Richard
- it is so unbelievable to me that we only get two sets of teeth for our entire lives and the second ones come in before we hit puberty?? do you know how many things I'm going to eat after that??
- there is a self-flushing toilet at work that has been beeping intermittently for 3 years
- being a dad who is tired has prompted me to reflect on how much my parents made me feel like a problem and how i don't want to do that
- this was such a good idea. I'm just pelting my MAGA parents with truth. they don't know how to mute, I'm the only account penetrating their algorithm, they would never unfollow me, and i don't have to worry about flooding like-minded friends with content they've already seen while i get zoomies out.
- and by "leftist content" i just mean reality
- it just occurred to me that if i want to passive aggressively inundate my MAGA dad with leftist content without annoying my other followers all i have to do is create a "close friends" group of only him and go ham
- Reposted by vanta greigekind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
- looks like my password was just "compromised" and now i have to stick my hand in a Gom Jabbar box to get back into my email
- i love how websites are like "☑️ Click here to get exclusive updates and deals!" as if they're not going to subscribe you anyway.
- i got locked out of all my work accounts and ngl i kinda hoped i was fired
- i was in a Costco in San Diego for an hour and was able to cast every actor for season 2 of Heated Rivalry
- in 2026 i predict microphones will get so tiny influencers will have to hold them with tweezers
- we used to just pick one of the 4 channels or MTV to watch NYE Entertainments but for the last 10 years we just try like 7 different apps to access something interesting and give up by 830pm PST
- you're telling me a Canadian gayed this hockey
- i want to race Ilya in the pool and lose
- i think the way my mom sees it I'm cheating on my high school girlfriend with my husband
- anyway, ring a ling a ling ding dong ding
- gay programming can resuscitate the shit out of a decades-old pop hit
- all i can think about is hockey and i have yet to watch a single game
- Shane broke his macrobiotic diet for his man's cheese and bread he'll do anything that Russian says it's diabolical
- the mise en place Ilya pulled out of that refrigerator for the "i was already going to make one, i can just make two" tuna melt was basically a marriage proposal
- if that Russian man asked me to stay the night with him like that i would instantly conceive a child
- not for nothing but so was your lit professor
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- wait, hockey is *real*?
- they took daddy away from us and gave us unc, this is not ok
- the actor who plays Ilya seems like this one type of beautiful, well-adjusted 20-something gay whose gaze used to make me freeze in place like in Squid Games. even worse if they flirted with me, it's like having the sun shine on you but you're a vampire
- life is currently difficult and gay hockey is helping, as it has mankind for centuries
- this morning my friend sent me a video on Instagram, i opened it and enjoyed it, thought "my friend would like this," and sent it back to her. how's everyone else doing?
- why do straight men think anyone wants to watch the little videos they send
- bisexuals need to calm tf down, the only thing erasing you are gay4pay prestige actors saying "i'm straight but i'd be lying if i said i've never been attracted to a man" (i say this as a 5/6)
- guys i just realized I've had a crush on chef Bobby Flay for 30 years
- also: no, and i am
- It Happened To Me: a student asked if I'm ok, i look tired (I'm just old)
- the way university administrators pit staff and faculty against each other, and reward this dynamic, is really, really bad
- i had not been following the news today, so it was incredibly jarring to open the Internet and immediately see the photo of Mamdani at the oval office, my immediate question was what is AI doing on the front pages of the nytimes
- my life's chronology of poetic themes and maybe yours: cats deaths of cats cats with powers pining (no cats) sex (def no cats) relationships (they're like a cat) break ups (no cats again) metaphysical (cats, but are they?) parenting (all prior cats) aging (nature, cats implied)
- the juxtaposition would be ironic if it wasn't so utterly consistent
- in San Diego the radio station that switches to 24/7 Christmas music for over a month every year is the only station on which I've heard the disgusting Kristi Noem ICE recruitment ad
- not that anyone has accused me of kidding, but I'm not
- i was very confused about which of the 8 kids at day care is Nolan until the Thanksgiving sign-up sheet revealed that there are 3 Nolans. that's a 37.5% incidence of Nolan among children aged 1-4.
- i regret to inform my moral upright self that my morally ambivalent self has gone to the Just Walk Out supersurveillance convenience store on campus 3 times now for the daily little can of cola i should be boycotting :(
