ah yes, a cryptic message that means exactly the thing it’s saying
presence in the epstein files does not necessarily indicate wrongdoing, but all that presence does create negative space in the exact shape of loads of wrongdoing
grok am i at the right restaurant?
the only societal intervention that might be of any use is in this issue would bemandatory talk therapy sessions, and 0.0% of these people would want that.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
freedom of speech isn’t for highlighting the brutalisation of your people at an awards ceremony.
it’s for relating the details of a twitter spat you won while miming typing on your little phone
very niche this one
rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️
tim robinson portrait
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🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
john bishop really missed a barbenheimer style trick not promoting the obvious double bill ‘is this melania thing on?’
the elephant in the room, so incredible to see, so hard to discuss with your family
clockwork sparrow
chris pratt is…. the sin pie dad!
going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein
dear auntie caroline
here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.
may every day be another blissful secret.
tom
loved marty supreme but in the days that followed all i can think of is alojzy’s story. it has so much weight it sits like a neutron star in the centre of the narrative
just tell some funny jokes, ricky
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self portrait 2 complete
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corbyn on newsnight arguing the salient point that teddy is his best friend and the best way to drive his yellow mini is from the roof.
if ai was an employee of any business, it wouldn’t pass its probationary period.
‘you’ve been spending a LOT of time at the water cooler, making many of the women in the office feel very uncomfortable and…. about your search history….’
well, here it is
gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day
gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.
david tennant, oil on board
these small 6”x6” oil on board portraits are so fun to do. dm if you’d like to commission one.
early 2026 commissions already stacking up, but still room for a few more. dm me for enquiries and quotes
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epstein was dead…. to begin with
the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’
happy christmas eve!
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don’t forget you can get a discounted ticket for my preview tomorrow if you use the code: errorinjudgement1
merry christmas
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hang on… hang on… in the princess bride, christopher guest plays a six fingered man. which means his fingers… go up to eleven!
jimmy, can you honestly call yourself an ‘equal opportunity offender’ when you have taken money to specifically not offend the saudi royal family? so do romani and trans people just not have enough money to get themselves off the subject list?
rest in peace rob reiner ♥️
robin Ince portrait, oil on board
completing my missy portrait commission
self portrait, oil on board 2025
