- Twice a week, I pick my kids up from aftercare at their elementary school. Every time, I have to tell the security guard my kids' names so he can call for them. I've spoken my daughter's name to the guard dozens of times by now. EVERY SINGLE TIME, he gets on the radio and mispronounces her name.Feb 4, 2026 23:43
- I know that's not how it's spelled. I get that. But you've heard me say ASH-ling over and over again every week for 5 months. Come on, now, man. It's not that hard.
