Blickity Black Tío Papito 👑
Local slut
(D)MV
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- I have a very volatile reaction to the song Sun/Son by Jhene Aiko. I immediately get upset and have to change the song. I can’t explain it
- Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Brooke Ashley (They thought I was going to be a girl the entire time)
- So I didn’t get onto traitors until season 3, so I’m currently revisiting season 2. I don’t like that these two…people are coming for Phaedra like that
- So as far as my move goes—I moved into a much bigger space. My dog hadn’t gotten the zoomies in over a year because our last place was just too small. When I tell you he is currently out of breath. I am overjoyed frfr. 🥹
- I’m feeling very optimistic that it’s gonna happen in Black History Month. We deserve
- So I moved this past weekend. This morning I tried to try a route home that I thought would be relatively quick. Boy was I wrong
- When it comes to people’s names, just call me Barbara Howard
- I just asked a nigga if he smoked. Tf, do I think I’m 20?
- When I tell you, A CHOKEHOLD…
- I shake my fist and yell “SLOW DOWN” at cars that are driving by too fast
- Who’s the plug on the red eye kufi pics?
- It’s a basic bitch lunch day. Chipotle or Panda? Quick
- Showing my tater tots on titty Tuesday
- I want some soup. Will I make some or buy some? That’s the question
- These old men come straight to the gym and slip into slippers and robes like they bout to go smoke their corn pipe in front of the fire place
- We doing the thing with the red eyes again this year?
- Typos can really change the whole connotation of what you’re trying to say
- I don’t think we talk about Mark’s hair enough. I mean BUNDLES
- Uh uh, what’s going on with my stomach today 🥴
- The way I was hovering over some tickets on Ticketmaster for a little too long and they increased the price by $100. Count your fucking days Ticketmaster
- GHETTO HEAT 🔥