C.J.
He/Him. Full time professional dumbass. Part time Italian motorcycle mechanic. F1/MotoGP fan. Sir Lewis Hamilton fan. Trans rights are human rights.
- 2005 Mercedes-Benz C55 AMG
- There’s a measles outbreak. In a concentration camp. In America. In 2026. Oh yeah, and everyone pulling the strings is part of a wealthy pedophile cabal. Like, what is even happening? Did I die? Is this hell?
- If you’ve ever wondered what you’d do when the Nazis started taking over, guess what: It’s what you’re doing right now.
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- Called out? Sweetie, bless your heart.
- Explaining to the designer that the 👌 and 👍 are actually offensive gestures in some countries and we shouldn’t use them in our materials. She can’t believe it. 🤦♀️
- This is insane. The president is building and has built his own military police force and the dems are still like “but maybe if we had them sign something saying they wouldn’t hurt people” WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
- Someone needs to explain to me why TF Iowa is the place that everyone goes to pick a presidential nominee. I drove thru the whole thing. There's like 10 people that live there. The rest is just.... Fields.
- There’s a ton of good journo work you should read through AND TIP
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- free now, a quick post about my next comic project, an alphabet for killers-- and saints...
- Almost got sideswiped on the motorcycle on my way to work cause someone decided they wanted my lane more than I did, lol. Got me more woken up than my morning coffee.
- Ugh Sending thoughts to you!!
- How much you wanna bet that ICE is trafficking children who now don’t have efficient documentation and are being intentionally “lost” in the system so they can be easily sold to the fucking Epstein cannibal p3dophile ring?
- Fired.
- When the nursing facility I was working at wouldn't properly care for their residents, even after complaints, I quit because I refused to be a part of the abuse. They are no more a hostage than I was. But, you keep on being a Good Patriot.
- Hyperbole, what is it?
- If a man who calls himself Jelly Roll tries preaching to me, I'm throwing tomatoes. Very rotten ones.
- dear god someone just tried to change my instagram password im just deactivating the whole account. its not even worth the hassle of it possibly getting hacked.
- Prince had so many hits he gave them away
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- Took a date to an industry event and he was so well behaved. He asked if he could see me again and I had to explain for an hour on my porch that I don’t want or need a partner right now, just army candy for professional events. Do you like free alcohol and food? DON’T PUSH ME GUY.
- HE JUST TEXTED ME ALJWJWOCDNWLSOCNSKWO I SPENT AN HOUR EXPLAINING THAT GIANMARCO SORESI COULD SHOW UP ON MY DOORSTEP BEGGING TO EAT IT AND I WOULD STILL SAY NO AND YET HERE HE IS TRYING AGAIN TO GET ME TO REASSURE HIM THAT IT’S NOT HIM BY LETTING HIM DATE ME???????????? NO MORE MEN MEN ARE OVER
- sorry men, I didn’t mean to yell at you. you’re fine. you’re doing great. just not that guy. fuck that guy.
- The tenants downstairs made us bbq ribs and Mac and cheese and omg Omg
- @childlessgambino.bsky.social has photo evidence, but we saw Iron Lung on Thursday and the screen next to ours had user agreement warning upon entering Milania that was basically like, we're recording audience reaction and you give us the right to use your likeness however we see fit if you enter
- New short up today
- Glad you got out intact. Unfortunately we have to think for two.
- Fuuuuuuuck
- I love when my long boi front flips on my feet and stretches out for belly rubs. I’ve never had a cat that liked their tummy rubbed this much. Best thing ever.
- I’LL BE HOME ALONE FOR 6 hours today Anyone else going to be doing naked writing sprints?
- I'm glad I abandoned my platform on Twitter. I felt like sticking around & producing the content that constitutes the app was allowing Elon Musk to run an openly white supremacist platform, & spread disinformation, violence, & hate on a large scale. But I miss my ability to crowdsource so bad 😭
- I'm terribly sad about Catherine O'Hara, but I just had this thought, how wonderful it was that we had Schitt's Creek. That we got to enjoy her, & a whole new generation saw her talents, and that she was deeply, widely beloved by all when we lost her. I'll see you every year at Christmas, my love.
- Watching some old reality show episode taking place across the country from me, when suddenly they walk into the bar we went into the night we got engaged, because everyone knew us. I guess he'd told them in advance cuz he walked in yelling "SHE SAID YES!". I lived a thousand lives before illness.
- Funny because I haven't thought or felt anything about it in a very very long time. But suddenly I was back in that room. I don't want the life I ultimately didn't choose. I'm positive we would have divorced by now anyway. But for a moment, I was so happy. I remember that.
- Phishing scammer trying to tell me my Robinhood account got hacked. Jokes on them, there's $0 in there. Maybe they can deposit something.
- A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
- *in America SORRY BLUESKY IM TYPING W ONE HAND
- Wow.
- He killed it. He murdered the Kennedy Center.
- I know they’re horrifically overworked and underpaid but ATC sounds like such a badass job. the one person I know who did it was the most detail oriented person I’ve ever met
- A reminder that he’s suing for 10 billion because it was revealed by leaker that trump only pays $750 of taxes and that leaker is already in prison. He gets out next year.
- I ghost people because telling someone “I think you’re a bad person who keeps track of stuff they can weaponize to cancel people they don’t like to create a clique to cheaply mimic my success and I can’t keep giving you parts of my life to weaponize” doesn’t have a great outcome
- I am a golden retriever and people have walked on me SO much my whole life🫤
- Okay guys, let’s not get hyperbolic and use worlds like Nazi gestapo. Don’t say they are modeled on American slave catchers. Nothing like Stasi, SSIS OVRA or KGB goons or the Mississippi Sov-Com, Brazilian DOPS or Benito’s Black Shirts.
- I am so tired of this narrative that men are protecting us. From who? I will happily forgo their “protection” if they start upholding all men to basic standards of decency.
- Original-Owner 1983 BMW 633CSi 5-Speed at No Reserve
- Frizzy hair, drunk (Partner thinks I look cute. I do not. )
- Show your own face you fucking coward
- Of course Lawrence Stroll and Bernie Ecclestone are in the Epstein files
- forgot to include Flavio but fork found in kitchen there
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- My tinfoil hat theory is when Justin moved more towards acting, Drake took his place. He was half black so it made him more “authentic” to Obama voting young women who now had a Timberlake sized hole in their playlists.
