The Real Slim Sherri
Unapologetically authentic GenXer. Comedian, truth-teller, and Queen of Zero F’s. Here to make you laugh, think, and maybe spit your coffee.
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- Now looking for investors 😂 #morningmood #coffee
- I thought I was ready, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the gut punch I got today. Goonies… released June 7, 1985. Goonies turns 40 this year 😳 If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome. #genx #80smovies #notokay
- GenX, we were the last generation that truly knew how to be bored without saying it out loud! Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
- Who remembers when your mom would be like, “Hold still,” douse your open wound in this radioactive red juice, maybe blow on it once, then scream “GO PLAY!” Ahhh the memories 😂 #genx #boomers #70s #nostalgia #memories
- Why are we like this?
- This song just hits different in my 50’s! So many things I can do without, I can’t even list them all 😂 #genx
- I know the feel of the toilet brush is right but it’s definitely wrong…don’t do it.
- It’s only Monday!
- Well…never expected this to be the measure of age, but here we are 😂 #funny #genx #80smusic #over50 #over40
- PSA: walk away, it’s not worth it and they have more experience 😂
- #2025, we need to talk. You’re out here clownin’ with snow machines in the south, fires in the west, earthquake in Maine, and everything else you’re throwning into this dumpster fire. Chill out! I’m already exhausted, and we haven’t even made it to February!
- Take a break and turn down the volume—mainstream or social, it’ll drive you batsh*t crazy. Guard your peace at all costs, because the echo chamber (aka “the algo”) was designed to warp our view. Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
- They just out here canceling school at the threat of snow 24 hours before the snow arrives! If it even arrives 🙄 These kids don’t know!
- Hey, we’re all floating in the same boat paddling with one oar and a rubber. Ducky for life vest. So just keep swimming. #slimsherri
- Good morning you marvelous misfits! Rise and forking shine! Get your backside moving and make today your little bish! #dailydoseofslimsherri #motivation #goodmorning
- 2025 vs 1980’s Parents #genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
- Some days feel like a total loss but I promise, good ones will come along! Head high baby! Middle finger higher!! #therealslimsherri #fyp #gonnabeokay
- Well the TikTok scare led to this. What am I doing? 😳 Is this the beginning of a Slim Sherri blog?!? I’m crazy! Is anyone even going to read this?? open.substack.com/pub/thereals...
- And I just joined my 92 social media app since they banned TT i think I’m gonna start a blog! therealslimsherri.substack.com?r=3b9yz8
- True story!! I do miss the prank calls. Now all the prank calls are Spam! 😂 #therealslimsherri #genx
- For real!! 2025 is bananas and it’s only the 16th! 😳 #wtf #stopplayin
- Legit question…just curious 🧐 #genx
- Deep Thoughts Over Morning Coffee with Slim #morning #coffee #over40 #over50 #slimsherri #deepthoughts #reflection
- True story. Enjoy your youth while you can!
- I’m not saying I’m old but the closest thing we had to a “touchscreen”was touching the TV to feel that fuzzy static feeling. I miss that… #nostalgia
- They really should keep reading glasses on the tables like the salt and pepper 😂
- This is how we used to entertain ourselves..some of us might still be entertaining this way 😂
- We don’t need drugs with Prince Rogers Nelson, he is the drug! Prince was a musical genius and a legend! #genx #prince #80smusic #legend #therealslimsherri
- What am I doing? We got TT, IG, YT, FB, Threads, Twitch and now Bluesky. What’s next…an app that auto-posts my eye rolls? Can we call it Telepathigram! At this rate, I need a platform just to manage all my platforms!
- Our DM’s back in the day! The art of note folding—nothing quite like it. Who remembers? #nostalgia
