Mickey Lenin
Laughing all the way to perdition.
- “”Mike Johnson is a very religious man. He doesn’t hide it. He’ll say to me at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray.’ And I’ll reply, ‘Excuse me, we’re having lunch.’” It’s clear why evangelicals think he’s the second coming and divine… 😜
- “Pope Leo cited Matthew 23:35 to critique Trump’s mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to the Pope?” “Sovereign borders are biblical. It’s not because we hate the people on the outside, it’s because we love the people on the inside.” The audacity…
- “I hate even talking about ICE. Two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.” “But it was two Americans who died…” “We have the smallest trucks.” Wut?🧐
- Because when you think “healthy habits,” kid rock is always the first person that pops into mind. 🤣
- “Why do you feel it’s appropriate to use an official White House event to promote your movie?” “This is not a promotion.” *Three minutes earlier* “It’s available to see in my new film, ‘Melania,’ it was very emotional.”
- So, no appreciable advantage except for people like Riley who isn’t coping well with her 5th place finish and desperate to blame someone other than herself.
- Gee, I’m starting to think the drag and trans panic was just a ruse to deflect attention…
- So, Dear Leader is gushing about an increase in domestic steel production. Let’s take a closer look…
- A group of tech crypto bros is planning on putting up a 22 foot, $300k, golden statue of Dear Leader at the entrance to the site of the G20 summit in Miami. But it’s not a Golden Calf cult…
- SCOTUS has given the green light for California to move forward with redistricting. Trump wanted to rig the elections and he’s now about to find out. 😜
