Hello, I am Jake the Cat. As you may know, my brother Joe the Cat has announced that he will be taking over the world due to the failure of human leaders to make a decent job of it. I stand with my brother Joe, and look forward to working with him, and with YOU, in a positive way moving forward.

This is just the start of Joe’s benevolent rule. He cannot do worse than what we currently got.

😍 To na pewno. Wszystko zrobi dobrze.

Joe has got this under control.