The Golden Bolt
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- I'm crying
- Xbox's beloved exclusive shooter series: Dead, hoping for a jolt of life as a multiplatform game PlayStation's beloved exclusive shooter series: Dead, all of 'em Nintendo's beloved exclusive shooter series: haha you're silly, that doesn't exi-
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- I think my brain permanently broke when a 2001 episode of Pokemon played part of the Uncharted theme to celebrate Lugia destroying a military base
- Honestly, incredible work here
- Usually I don't, but lemme add to the pile: I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft
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- Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
- it's so over high gardeners
- Reposted by The Golden BoltThanks everyone who bought PaperKlay! It’s thanks to you that I can look at my own apartment now! ❤️ Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹
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- i should call her
- Fun fact! My first vid was released JUST before the Nintendo Direct that revealed Star Fox Guard, 10 years ago in March. The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.
- don't you ever forget it
- Sanzaru went out of its way to pitch Sly 4 JUST because they wanted to play another one. They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.
- LIVE 🟣 www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay
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- only just now found out this game's called "Yoshi and the Indescribable Illustrated Encyclopedia" in Japanese gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation
- LIVE www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)
- Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
- just started rewatching breaking bad and opened bluesky for the first time this year, only to see this.

- Don't think you understand how hard you should buy Pipistrello. One of 2025's best (and highest-rated) games, maybe the best GBA aesthetic in a game yet, actually funny. $14 is theft
- You cannot consciously choose to shart, and I think that's profound.
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- crub christmas eve gaming
- FIRST ANNUAL @crub.org SMASH BROS. AMIIBO TOURNAMENT www.twitch.tv/crub_official www.twitch.tv/crub_official www.twitch.tv/crub_official
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- Ellie, I'm a robot now, get me my pills.
- Horrible thing to open my phone to. A monumental loss, the influence that Zampella's contributions have had across the last ~25 years probably can't even be quantified. Rest easy. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
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- People say gatekeeping a hobby is bad, but it has a very specific use case: You should gatekeep if it means bullying away anybody who thinks "attack drone game boy" is a product worth creating or buying. Do not allow the actual worst people to believe this hobby is even neutral about their grift.
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- One of my fav game dev stories ever: For the 10 MINUTE Qwark Opera level in Secret Agent Clank, the devs had forgotten to ask Jim Ward to prep for singing. When he found out, he said "huh, hold on" & sang the entire thing in nearly A SINGLE TAKE.
- He finished early that day, and offered to do some lines for staff voicemails, just to hang out (and stall having to go back through LA traffic). Iconic. Thanks for everything, Jim. However much joy you think you brought to millions of people over the years, double it at least, trust me. Rest easy.
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- Shotgun blast to the senses, seeing these two posts right next to each other PlayStation promoting Halo for 2026, Xbox promoting a controller from a third party game that came out 4 months ago
- Breaking Bad but they all rip their shirts off like this during the tense/climactic scenes Hank's tattoo is a bunch of minerals, Saul's is a sexy version of the Constitution
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- Mobile game ads have gone too far
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- I rolled credits with 100% items and 96% scans (damn you, missable boss appendages). It's fine, but I don't think history's gonna be very kind to this one.