my pitch for a poker night roster
candy rose specifically is the key here. divorced lesbian in her 40s who is trying harder than ever to pretend she doesn't care about anything, who inevitably has the biggest fucking crashout you've ever seen when she loses
Feb 5, 2026 00:15“Hang on, ain’t it cheatin’ to have a bloody psychic at a Poker table?” “You are mistaken, Mr. Mundy. Even a Seer of Light such as myself cannot truly know the outcome of this dance of luck and deception.” “Oh, *sure*. Dr. Orpheus said the same type of crap to me once before winning at Mario Party.”
More importantly, what would her unlockable TF2 item be?
