Teko
Otter | he/him, bi or something | graphic designer | maker and eater of foods | Boston area
- "I'm not creative, I can't come up with any good ideas!" Just remember that there was once a "musical chairs for adults" game show on the CW that was actually called OH, SIT
- Wait, the Pentagon funds the Scouts?? www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026...
- Humphrey the Bear is coming to Disneyland soon and he looks *perfect*.
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- The Greasy Strangler wants to be weird very, very badly and definitely succeeds. It also has the most dicks and sex I’ve seen in a movie while being the least sexy thing ever made.
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- So the bar for getting fired by Trump these days is publicly announcing that the 1st & 2nd Amendments are suspended after murdering a guy on the street.
- BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- I got an amazing scammer texting me yesterday, offering to send $10,000 via FedEx. After I turned them down, they revealed their true identity: none other than Elon Musk. He said he loves giving money to “old people”.
- Reposted by TekoAmazing cover of this piece of musical history about Hitler. I’m very impressed that this band decided to cover this song for now other reason than to make sure we can all appreciate Irving Berlin’s lyrical talent.
- The face of a dog who just sat down next to me, ripped a giant fart, and jumped up to stare at the farted-on spot on the floor.
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- I'm going to predict that Trump's simply going to declare via executive order that the US owns Greenland, flat out, and tell the world to come and get it if they want it.
- I’ve been to a whole lot of furry cons, but I’ve never seen a dealer’s room line so long that the *line* was at max capacity, stretching thru the entire hotel & doubling back.
- MST3K news -- Joel Hodgson just sold the entire MST3K property. On the plus side: MST3K has stagnated for a bit, and he's selling it to Shout! Studios, who's partnered with him for years on MST3K stuff. So... fingers crossed. www.byteseu.com/1717645/
- Reposted by TekoThis is Indy. He just made history as the first dog to win a major acting award. He won the Astra for Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller after starring in the supernatural horror Good Boy. 14/10 congrats Indy
