Argos
37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
- "Do they think I'm cool/worth their time" should not be a curse of my late 30s
- I grew up with young but surprisingly strict parents. They warned me off gambling at an early age (something im glad about given how every other advert is a gambling advert now) but they also hated smoking which always looks so cool to me
- I have people that come to my house and make me dinner every day and it's true I eat a lot better (I lived on ready meals for six years) but i love ordering food because it makes me feel like a person and not a lump that absorbs resources
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[This post could not be retrieved] - My favourite fraiser fact is the gay guy Martin gets set up with in "out with dad" played Robin Hood. 2 gay icons and a furry awakening
- Not to be a dick but didn't we all cancel our Disney plus subscriptions in protest?
- "I rearranged their guts" Hannibal smiled as he was led away, his hands wet with blood and other things...
- My old username on twitter used to be DashingCripple for many years. Bit cringe but I thought the pun was artful, which is the point if you're going to inflict a pun on people
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- I won't call them bangs (a term I didn't even know existed till I watched scrubs) it's a fringe, the fringe of your hair. The fuck is a bang?
- No porn will ever match the erotic power of being 12 and seeing naked drawings of the xmen on the school library computer
- Bluesky has made me hate political cartoons. The discover tab riddled with toothless obvious jokes
- It's satisfying to see this obviously but imagine having this much money and no imagination, even to selfishly focus on your own happiness. You could do whatever you want and you just take drugs and post
- Argus is the dog from the odyssey that waits 20 years for odysseus to return, sees him, is very happy then dies
- The amount of fervour pizzagate generated was insane and then you present people with the epstein files, proof of an actual massive celebrity pedophile conspiracy and suddenly people shrug their shoulders and tell you to let it go
- To put it simpler. In America it would be strange if you seemed unhappy long term. In England it would be strange if you were not
- I forgot argos is a shop chain that sells homeware here so the alternate spelling it is
- I talk a lot about the difference between American and English culture but I genuinely think the main one is England has a sort of basic miserable attitude that you better have a damn good reason for not being and Americans at least try to seem upbeat
- Can't really be a puppy boy pushing 38. Faithful hound? Like Argos?
- Oh my god was this the fuckable pizza you mentioned in a podcast @brockway.bsky.social ??
- Any x-men fan ( @saracentury.bsky.social ) should watch season 4 of the Avengers just to see what Chris Claremont cribbed. Aside from the hellfire club stuff, the house that Jack built episode is just Murderworld without Arcade
- There's cilantro in this but I'm powering through and eating it anyway because its pretty and someone went to a lot of effort to make it
- My dinner. Chicken curry, sweet potato and broccoli with homemade chapattis
- Equaliser with Denzel. Literally John Wicks a bunch of mooks in a hardware store
- I keep thinking about wearing a collar on my wrist and then slipping it on the wrist of someone I really trust and just letting go and pleasing them as much as possible while they call me a good boy
- The amount of fervour pizzagate generated was insane and then you present people with the epstein files, proof of an actual massive celebrity pedophile conspiracy and suddenly people shrug their shoulders and tell you to let it go
- Trying to articulate "i think I'm a dogboy but not in a "furry or submissive humiliation" sense but in a "no thoughts, someone being nice and giving me treats" sense
- The problem with coming from the myspace era is you end up Judging who is cool on the social media app based on the level of flighty disinterest they show.
- @revolvoe.bsky.social you're cool. Can I ask your advice?
- "Look into their dead eyes and remember the 90s when things were good. Eat mcnuggets and don't think about how one of them is dead and the rest are pushing sixty"
- The thing about the reaction to the epstein files that surprised me most is the amount of people who have no need to defend these people jumping at the chance to do it (because on some level richer than us means better)
- Genuinely surprised at how many of you go on reddit voluntarily
