Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat
Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him.
PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social.
🔞 b/c Horny on Main.
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatElon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat04 Feb 2026
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatBryce is the GOAT. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- fun fact: earlier in the episode was a video segment about Brody King (the big guy in the clip) that featured as background music a song sung by Brody with lyrics like "you desire racial purity, I'll smash you into obscurity" and "no empathy for your supremacy" godshate.bandcamp.com/track/finish...
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatahahahahaha MJF looking at the camera like "This is the most I can agree without breaking character" amazing
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatIf this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatthis man is going to be the world’s first trillionaire and even most of the too online sickos on this website are significantly happier than he is
- somehow this got dril suspended because the Bluesky safety team has decaying lutefisk instead of brainmeat
- okay, FINE, i'll reinstall Marvel Rivals
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- at last they have invented the evil bit from the 2003 technical writing parody "RFC 3514"
- Just so you know, #openclaw contains a schedule-sensitive prompt injection hook called “soul-evil.ts” During “purge time,” it may randomly replace the system prompt with the contents of a “SOUL_EVIL.md” file
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatLooooooolllllllllllll they made Disney angry
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- BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatBut also, this may be one of the best conflict-of-interest statements ever?
- chanting "fight fight fight fight" like it's March of '97 and I'm watching the Red Wings-Avalanche game from rinkside seats at Joe Louis
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatCongrats to Send Help and Iron Lung.
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatHere ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatten years ago today no one clapped
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatrelevant to many of yalls interests.
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatAmazing coda here.
- See Melania & almost die www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoati truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatNotepad++'s update mechanism was compromised from June to December 2025. They believe it was a state actor practicing selective targeting and not a no-hosts-refused malware gang situation. notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incid…
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatIf you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying
- what amazes me isn't chotiner's ability to flat-out murder people in the span of a single interview it's that people are still lining up to be his victims
- New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatone thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatIt’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
- I'm still not convinced the claims in the lawsuit are valid, but I'm willing to believe that Google thought discovery would expose some other shit they were willing to pay $68m to keep under wraps
- Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatI'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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- JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
- Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatI’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
- If this pattern holds up the midterm meltdowns will be one of the most hilarious sights in history
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoathello recreational benadryl subreddit
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatTech journalists try googling the founder or talking to literally anyone with a clue before writing a breathless story about the latest bullshit challenge.
- The guy who vibe coded a crypto rug pull scientific error detection and got coverage in Nature is back with a vibe coded ai social media network, with similarly crypto intentions… getting coverage from major outlets. www.404media.co/exposed-molt...
- if JD Vance shows up in the Epstein files i'm going to count that as a sex scandal for 2026 Bingo Card purposes just fyi
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatBobby Kotick being implicated in the Epstein files wasn't on my bingo card for today, but my surprise is exactly zero
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatStill can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatremember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself? i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
- the test isn't perfect (as plenty of people point out in the comments, Google Maps could easily land in both categories), but it's a far better starting point than it has any right to be
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
- we live in hell, part the infinite
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatWe are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
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- this is not a direction i expected the epstein files to go in
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- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoatthe fact that this bullshit has even reached the supreme court is completely disqualifying to the entire field of law
- every day i work in cybersecurity i come one step closer to understanding why people in IT will sometimes quit the field entirely and go work on a farm in the middle of nowhere
- Reposted by Takel, Twelve Birds in a TrenchcoatPeople are over-reading this. The judge dismissed the *federal* murder charges because his (alleged) actions didn’t fit within federal law. He still faces *state* murder charges because it’s usually a state crime. The feds stepped in because they were mad NY doesn’t have the death penalty.
- BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
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