[ glancing around ] ‘GLaDOS is kind of a MILF’ [ ok chell ]

YOU GET IT.

[ squinting at her. ]

Look. You said — signed it first. Don’t act like I’m the one who said something weird. She let me kiss her already anyways.

[ genuinely doing this ]

Yeah don’t ask me. I was extremely surprised myself

Honestly I think just flirting with her would get you a kiss. If you want one from her THAT bad

[ immediately much more displeased expression. ] ‘i don't.’

You just called her a milf.

‘the vibes. not literally.’

… uh-huh. Sure.