Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈
Queen of all the belly rubs. Autocorrect will fuck my posts up regularly.
Bi/pan/poly/ENM/AuDHD 💖💜💙/💛🤍💜🖤 He/They
- ...and so starts the itching and peeling phase. Day five fun.
- This sketch has lived in my head rent free for years. I do love Gein's Family Giftshop youtu.be/hWWcQV8D4e8?...
- Piss.
- Knackered
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
- Held off the migraine until after the tattoo, good work body
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- Fair play to him, terrible name though
- No caffeine or alcohol, tomorrow is tattoo day
- Why does it look like the ring announcer knows he's done something wildly illegal and knows that you don't know what it is
- This Linkin Park song sounds like Faint
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- It looks like you could fit the entire Riyadh crowd in the Murphy Rec Center
- I always find it weird when commentators don't reference people in other companies. The "we all know who agrees paying homage to" stuff just feels so awkward.
- "Modified phoenix splash...or something"
- I love that AEW's casino gauntlet is open about the fact that people come out at random intervals because at this point, somebody is in the ring for about a minute before a new person comes out. There's a variable blackhole under the ring causing time to stretch and contract.
- I forgot how very ADHD the production is. A migraine inducing cacophony, a cack-ophony if you will.
- This is all very Reflective Desire
- Christ, the women's royal rumble looks so weird. The lights, it looking like there's barely anybody there, and then everybody wearing shiny catsuits is very fetish coded.
- Pretty sure I walked past Zack Polanski earlier in Victoria. Forgot he was headed to Lewisham today.
- It's been a year but I finally went climbing again. Later an hour and fifteen minutes before my forearms, toes, and ankle gave up but it's a start. Then I walked the five miles up hill home
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- Going to finish early today dude I ended up doing 14 hours yesterday
- Yourself, but as a cartoon
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- Forgot about Dick-King Smith. I wonder what it was like to be a phallic monarch.
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈That would be since... 2016? I wonder what happened then?
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈Reform losing. Green Party gaining. Country winning. Fight back with us: Join.greenparty.org.uk
- I enjoy that if you say you're having lesbian biscuits, most people know what you're talking about.
- I've had a fucking shocker today, folks.
- Also it's surreal hearing them talk about ZSJ - even though it's factually incorrect about him working for WWE etc, still surreal.
- Harry Hill and Stewart Lee, this feels like a fever dream and I'm here for it youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
- Harry Hill and Stewart Lee, this feels like a fever dream and I'm here for it youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
- One of the people I work with uses Granola to record every conversation he has and I can't overemphasise the fact that a) if you do that shit, I have no interest in talking to you because you're a little creep; and b) anybody who is obsessed with AI is such an insufferable loser that I can't even
- Went to bed at ten to nine yesterday. Slept so well.
- Slipped on a mossy curb earlier. Landed on my left shin and left forearm. They're bruised and very angry. Nerves in my left arm are not happy.
- Had to buy clothes. I'm now depressed. Classic BDD spiral.
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- I do like Tsuji but he is giving Ibiza final boss a little bit here
- Saw a post which said AJ Styles winning the TNA title to end his career would be a great send off and like...fuck, man...do you hate him that much?
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- My boss wanted to know if I'm enthusiastic about my work because I don't yell "let's fucking go" like some coked up yank. Had to explain it's just cultural differences and that Brits naturally look miserable and find it all incredibly cringe
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- Person: "...and Marina Shafir..." Me: "Who the fuck is that?" Christopher Daniels: "It's Zayda Steel!" Me: " Thanks CD" Zayda Steel: "...you know me..." 🤼♀️ #AEWDynamite
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈typical ai use case
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.
- I like my people how I like my coffee, just absolutely fucking teaming with oat milk
- Don't you just hate it when you accidentally pass away
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈There is always an XKCD
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- Watching some guys on Instagram showing people how to do kettle bell halos to lose weight and gain muscle while not tightening their core and generally moving all over the place. Don't think you're working the parts you think you are mate
- Been wearing a silk bonnet to bed for the last few days and my hair still has its curl to it. Definitely a game changer.
- I think my next tattoo is going to be inspired by the lyric, "one day this chalk outline will circle this city"
- D&D character idea, a barbarian with two morning stars who uses them like poi at a psy trance rave. Think techno viking with weaponry
- Is it just me or is MBB kind of shit in s5?
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- Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand? Panic buying all of your food on Saturdays because shops didn't open on a Sunday
- How is it -6°c? The actual fuck.
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- "That's a made up name" implies the existence of naturally harvested/discovered names.
- Reposted by Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️🌈Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
- I'm on so much codeine and paracetamol today. Going to have to top it up with ibuprofen soon. Great way to spend the last day of the year.
