Strip club customer do’s and don’t’s✨🧵(From a dancer of 4 years)
Do: tip everyone you interact with - time is money for us dancers
Don’t: dangle a singular dollar and say “do a trick” while I’m on stage
Do: ask if you’re looking for something specific, like someone to be mean to you, etc.
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Do: have a good time, let your hair down (physically or metaphorically)
Don’t: try to push the rules or an individual’s boundaries - that’s how you get kicked out
Do: remember that we’re all people and that we too are doing our best, be kind in this cruel world
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Don’t: compare us to your daughter or granddaughter, that’s weird, get help
Do: realize that you can find an array of different connections at a club, each person you talk to will be different
Don’t: sit away from the stage and not tip if you’re starting at the performer, TIP HER
Do: realize that we are naked therapists, a dance can consist of me holding you, yapping, an actual dance, you can cry, I’ll cry with you (maybe, probably)
Don’t: forget that time = money, if you’re taking someone’s time you should be compensating them for it
Do: take sharp things out of pockets
