Steven Alleyn
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
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- Game had legs in it 20 years before Zuckerberg even imagined such a thing was possible
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- Weirdly accurate but let me take a crack at listing the truly good games I’ve ever played, in no particular order and see how far I get: 1) Stardew Valley 2) Fallout 2 3) Cyberspeed 4) Top Gear: 3000 5) Command and Conquer: Red Alert 6) StarCraft 7) Diablo II 8) Breath of the Wild 9) Fallout: NV
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- One of those situations where I think journos are asking the wrong questions/wrong people. Johnson is not a Catholic and protestants famously don’t give a warm soggy turd about what the pope thinks of scripture.
- Reposted by Steven AlleynNothing even remotely like the modern system of tightly restricted international borders existed in biblical times.
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- Reposted by Steven Alleyn6,1 milliards en fumée: le mépris budgétaire qui paralyse le Québec www.ledevoir.com/opinion/lett...
- Feels like the Daily Show should un retire the NAMBLA joke just for the GOP
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- Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is really, really good. It is 90s Trek set in the post burn era with a fresh coat of paint. Genuinely loving it.
- What the fuck is this? This is a scam channel & I wouldn’t have subscribed if it was the only form of video entertainment left on planet earth. YouTube seems to be experimenting with advertising by force-subscribing users to platforms that pay for the privilege?!
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- Give me an iconic #StarTrek image

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- ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
- No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
- LOTTA folks are using the Epstein drop to do some naked antisemitism (especially on imgur) instead of hating the assholes who did crimes. A lot of “Israel is controlling the world through Epstein!” and not enough “Throw the bastards who did crimes in jail”
- Reposted by Steven AlleynBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
- Reposted by Steven AlleynWhen it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
- Pas besoin de revivre ça, @tlmep.bsky.social. J’etait étudiant à Dawson en 2006, on se reprend la semaine prochaine.
- Reposted by Steven Alleynsetting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one
- Reposted by Steven AlleynThere's not a single trans person in the Epstein files who wasn't a victim. Every "they're coming for your kids" transphobic pundit was actively protecting the most documented pedophile ring since the Catholic Church. Everyone from Libs of TikTok to Matt Walsh has gone silent
- Reposted by Steven Alleyn"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
- Next person I see calls something truly horrific a distraction from something else truly horrific gets called something very rude and then blocked
- At hardware store today a teenager- 13? 14? He had the hood of his jacket cinched tightly around his face. He kept loudly moaning like he was having a much better time than anyone should in a hardware store, then walking up to his parents w/ a shit-eating smile on his face until they shooed him away
- Reposted by Steven AlleynNEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below. Link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
- Wooooooooow
- NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below. Link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
- Reposted by Steven AlleynEvery major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
- Reposted by Steven Alleynevery epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
- Hell yeah listen to Alec he rocks!
- Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
- Anyone else find sometimes YouTube randomly subscribes you to shit you’d never subscribe to in a million years?
- Smart!
- Heating homes with the world’s largest particle accelerator Now operational, a new heat exchange system is reusing hot water from part of the Large Hadron Collider’s cooling system to heat homes and businesses in the local area. Read more: home.cern/news/news/ce...
- Did Bubbles join ICE?!
- Looks like a procedural thing where he’ll be charged for these in a separate proceeding
- A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
- Remember in Star Trek: Voyager when Seven downloaded too much information into her brain and turned into a crazy conspiracy theorist? I don’t know why that feels really relevant in 2026
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- Fondly remembering the 4 days last summer when he shut the fuck up so suddenly and completely that everyone thought he was dead
- Reposted by Steven Alleynthere's this new dynamic where the DOJ cannot win in court and is (relatedly) incapable of meeting the minimum threshold of professional legal conduct, and so an increasing percentage of its actions are purely for intimidation and content
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