Ever have yer stomach growl so loud you scare other creatures?! My cats are ALARMED AND SCARED of the sounds mah problematic digestive system is making. WUT IS HAPPENING IN MAH GUTS?! SOMEBODY CALL.... SOMEBODY

Holy smokes Guys, it's SO SO LOUD And violent in there. WUT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?! O______O

This reminds me of a funny story I wrote several years ago. May I DM it to you? It's a .txt file.