Jean-Luc Picard: When you come up with a clever retort to a terrible person too late, tell it to a friend. This will help you save it in your mind should another situation to use it arise. Over time you'll accumulate a mighty store of scathing takedowns against those who require it.

When you come up with a clever retort to a terrible person too late, tell it to a friend. This will help you save it in your mind should another situation to use it arise. Over time you'll accumulate a mighty store of scathing takedowns against those who require it.