Soma Somesing
Wife, mother and professional weirdo.
I don’t know shit about fuck.
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You can DM me but don’t get butthurt if I don’t respond. 🚫🤡
- You and me we’ll all go down in history with a sad Statue of Liberty and a generation that didn’t agree
- Fungus amongus
- Some of today’s shrooms
- Fuck Mondays!
- Happy Father’s Day to @satori-tribe9.bsky.social! Elli and I love you and hope you have a great day, even though it’s supposed to rain all day 🥰
- Faces of Malört 🤣😭
- Proud of myself for not going full 2007 Britney at the salon today. I opted for bangs. Also discovered a fantastic invention that should be required in all public restrooms. A seat you can strap your kid in while you pee?! I have an almost 5yo and I’ve never seen one. 😂 it’s almost #FUFriday y’all
- The Barbie movie hits different during a Trump administration
- What’s a conspiracy theory that you 100% believe to be true?
- Exciting Friday night 💥
- 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 #mondaymood
- I feel like the disco biscuits would absolutely slay a cover of this song 🤣 open.spotify.com/track/21Vr3D...
- Dammit Bills! *Said in my finest Hank Hill voice.
- What’s your favorite dinosaur?
- This dude right here is my favorite. Ankylosaurus.
- If not Project 2025, then why Project 2025 shaped?
- It’s FUCK IT FRIDAY!!!