I hope everyone named Phil slept in today bc God, am I SICK of winter
Next year, sleep in if your name is Punxsutawney or Phil. “But I have work/school today” this! “But I wanna go on a jog today” that! Just straight-up hibernate or smth I don’t wanna hear it
Why everyone? Idk one of y’all might be an undercover groundhog. Not taking ANY chances. In fact, everyone in Philadelphia better sleep in. Don’t matter if you live there or not, if you’re in there, SLEEP
Hell, the entire state. Even Will Smith.
No bc one time in my junior year someone I used to like walked up to me and told me “Will Smith” and said nun else after that. I think of that every so often
