Old Major Pig
Boston | 27 | he/she/they/it | love of my life is @cubwov.bsky.social, but we’re open 👀 | rly soft | sociologist who doesn’t read enough | 18+ only | “hates all chasers” | tip the fat gays you jerk off to if you want us to stay fat and fatter ☺️
- I like Mia Starr a lot but are we ever gonna like … talk about … her calling herself a “big back” all the time? Because like …………… girl no you are not 😭😭😭
- Hey imagine if you DM me to ask for this full 13 minute video where I roleplay as your “office dad” and cum at the end for you? What if it only cost $15? And I could tell you my Venmo or cashapp or PayPal? What then?????? Pls I wanna go out tonight for drinks
- I need to stop posting my nudes early in my work day cause y’all like… actually stay off that damn phone while you’re at work don’t you 😪
- Hey so it’s fat fucking everything everywhere Friday come worship your fat as fuck dad now
- Just shoveled snow, everyone please clap, and then sniff my pits and tits that are insanely sweaty after finishing shoveling and peeling off my heavy warm clothes 😌
- Rare short bluesky video idk how the quality will be but it’s okay I’m very high and loving life 😌 anyway don’t stay with me during a winter storm cause I’ll get stoned and eat a whole box of mini cinnamon rolls that I bought “just for breakfasts if we get snowed in” lol 🥹🐷
- Hey everyone the world is okay actually because a chaser sent me $30 for lunch in exchange for me making fun of him for being a chaser and for being my wallet so maybe we are healing the divide 😌😌😌
- Every time someone wants me to be their dad I’m like … do you even know … how many men you’re turning into grandfathers right now 🥺
- Anyways, I smell so good. Beautiful gay fat people you get to rub and sniff for free (but don’t be weird about it). Skinny people and chasers you have to Venmo or cashapp me $20 to even LOOK at me. I don’t make the rules except I do, and you should follow them, please and thank you.
- Literally I’m alwaysssssss saying this I don’t have time this year to give overwhelming levels of grace to people who objectify and sexually harass me on the regular lmao
- So also quite frankly I’m tired of being told something like “no fatty, skinny people and chasers deserve respect for their bodies too! 😤” whenever I complain about chasers lmao. Like pls go tell women to stop complaining about men and go tell gays to stop complaining about straights. Leave me alone
- whenever I complain about chasers I need y’all to know it’s not “omg they’re so annoying and I wanna be a mean girl” it’s more like “every time I go out for a fun slutty night to a bear bar or some fat centered party, like 90% chance I get nonconsensually groped and molested by a chaser that night”
- Hey uh… wanna guess what happens when I drop these suspenders boy?
- I’m so brave I just typed up like three paragraphs of posts ranting about how much chasers and skinny gays piss me off and ruin my night when I go out (always and recently) and how I need to just be meaner to them but instead of being specific and petty… I’m just gonna vague post and move on 😁
