Hey, sport, even step-dads can be sluts. Shhh, don’t tell mom.
Kindness, generosity, and empathy are the sexiest things you can have.
Seattle 🐻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ / 21+ only
loot that drops after defeating me:
1). enough caffeine to kill a man
2). flannel. much flannel.
3). insatiable hunger for pizza and hairy butt
4). PUPPIES
5). ✨procrastination✨
