The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.
America’s held hostage by a spray-tanned husk with the cognitive agility of spoiled Jell-O—and a party of crusty predators who think grooming kids is just political strategy.
The GOP isn’t a party. It’s a retirement home for pervs and power-drunk fossils.
Hail the rot. 🧡🧠🪦
"cognitive agility of spoiled Jell-O" is such an apt descriptor for that total waste of proplasmic goo.
Imagine if a hemorrhoid gained sentience, stole nuclear codes, and demanded worship. Now add a spray tan, a diaper, and a cult of drooling zealots. Voilà: American decline in one bloated meat sack. 🎭🇺🇸🔥
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