Top 3 Grad School Moments: 1. Prof writes in the margins of my Wordsworth & Nature paper, "Uh, do you know what nature is?" 2. Freud class: I say "Epistemology is a kind of ontology." Prof recoils: "What? No." 3. Melville class: Prof says "inchoate" aloud & I scream, "That's how you say that?!"