Sir Michael
Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
- The only people I'm ruling out of potentially having been Epstein clients are the people who I know for a fact write emails with good spacing and punctuation.
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- Too much work. I'm just jailing everyone who shows no understanding of how to use commas and throwing away the key.
- Public statement regarding recent events
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- I don't believe it would be good for the village for the files to be released. And if they are, all mentions of me should be heavily redacted.
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- This is good. I've crossed you off my list. Consider your name cleared.
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- It was one very unfortunate incident. I believe I should be allowed to move past this episode as I have made amends to Mrs Buckley (by not overcharging her on several of her visits to the village shop since).
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- No, it's Mrs Thompson who owns the shop. But all the other details are correct. Carry on.
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- This is a fair point, Neil. What more could you possibly need than the word of a good man?
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- Thank you, Pam. Your understanding of my important work means more to me than all the critics in the world who are demanding that my keyboard be disconnected.
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- It sounds AMAZING! This is the story that people want to hear. All of the important stuff, none of the sensationalist headlines that the gutter press prefer to dwell on.
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- Not if we all agree - as I think we must - that Napoleon is still alive in our hearts 🫡❤️
