SideEye Sam
🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril
- I mean duh, everyone who's anyone is doing it. 🎶The gang-rapes all here🎼🪕
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- Lots of my friends claimed they saw Slash at the #Grammys and I called bullshit, because how the hell could you ever know that was Slash. Amirite?
- Reposted by SideEye SamEpstein survivor Lisa Phillips reacts to Todd Blanche: I’m actually shaking right now. I want to fucking cry. It makes me so sick. And he has a wedding ring on. Like, really—how does he go home to his wife. I’m looking at the files right now that shows names…
- Is iocane powder still around or did we use it all felling the last trafficker?
- Off his f*cking #Fetterman rocker? Naw, just doing an interview from inside a chimney.
- NOTE TO JOURNALISTS: 1. He's a narcissist. 2. On narcotics. 3. Galactically insecure. 4. Brain melted (see 1, 2, 3). 5. Believes size=worth (see #3-4). 6. Has a deathwish of being mentioned every second for the rest of life on earth. 7. Stop saying "He believes." 8. Stop saying "He thinks." #Cnt
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- Get your Heavenly Handies from Come Hither Erika
- What are they so scared of?
- Courage *IS* Contagious. Let's keep it going! #MNStrong #ResistICE
- Did #Heilemann get new teeth or did he just step out of the Octagon? @msnownews.bsky.social
- PayPal: “We noticed unusual activity on your account.” Me: “It’s lunch.” Epstein: “Here’s 10 million dollars for silence.” PayPal: “Would you like that in recurring payments?” #Epstein
- Who put this lightbulb-headed fuck in charge of anything, let alone anyone. #Nazi
- So we're just kidnapping Presidents of foreign countries, just cause, huh?
- Kentucky has an authority on health? Let me guess, he's a Colonel with an affinity for fowl.
- If you own "hammers and knives" and keep them in your home, you too can be charged with terrorism in 2025... www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
- So now Bill Hader has killed 2 careers?
- Hegseth's Fog of War
- I refuse illegal orders
- Trump's Administration vetted the killer Trump's Administration gave the killer asylum Trump's Administration sent the Guard to do jobs they weren't qualified or trained for Trump's Administration put the Guardsmen in harms way So of course it was Biden's fault
- MTG is proof that screaming at people to change their ways actually works...if you're on the correct side #MTG
- Is #TomHoman in Witless Protection?
- Prescient Founding Fathers Series #3729: "I'm worried we've left too many loopholes for future generations of white male losers."
- Yo, farmers, where ya at? I have some questions about how to plant the best magic beans to get the tallest beanstalk
- Okay, #JackSmith is now officially my Hall Pass
- 🍎Canada's 'Boycott America' Movement Hurting the Exact Apathetic Dipshits It Was Intended To There @cnn.com, I fixed it for you clowns
- BREAKING: Department of War reveals they've welcomed Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Venezuela's Maria Machado, to the regio...never mind
- Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!
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- What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?
- One side wants to eliminate their problems. The other side wants to live with their problems. Which side lives longest?
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- "All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"
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