May God have mercy on your soul when I start throwing out Georgia and Louisiana places. Also, if you mispronounce the Louisiana places, Cajun women from all over are going to come and kill you, repeatedly, with food. So, there's that at least...

Of all the ones here, Martinez still breaks my brain the most.

If you know, you know. LIke Cairo, GA.

My coworker has to go to Demorest tomorrow to picknup some stuff for work, and even my Yankee ass ears hurt when she says "duh-MORE-est"

I hope she ends up with FIVE flat tires...

Look, she's good people, just originally Canadian.

Canadian?!? DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN!!! (Those people don't put fried eggs on top of their french fries that the slather in gravy. Savages...)