Shrimp Teeth
I used to write exclusively about ethical non-monogamy but now I run my mouth about whatever I want.
You can buy my book if you still want polyamorous advice.
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- And it’s so crazy that according to the administration the extreme “radical left” position is believing that the state shouldn’t execute civilians over a made up issue about legal residency status
- Ethically, is the homewrecker allowed to get mad when her now girlfriend inevitably cheats on her with the ex?
- It would be kind of a bummer to be a cheater if your face were, hypothetically, on the front cover of a book on how not to cheat.
- Completely unrelated, you should buy my book, Polyamorous Advice You Won’t Get From Your Monogamous Friends
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethAnyone want to suck my brain out of my head I think it would feel good
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethTalking to straight monogamous people about how infrequently they get std tested is one of the scariest conversations you can have as a queer polyam person. Like oh wow
- I love dating French women because when my ex comes up, I just mention she’s American and they immediately know she did me dirty. I don’t even have to go into details, they’re already judging. And the funniest part is they’re never wrong.
- The French are so funny. Too often, I’ll go into a store to buy a thing and the shop keeper explains to me why I shouldn’t buy it, then when I ask what I should get instead they hit me with “the one you have, don’t let me dissuade you” excellent. Thank you. I’m not confused. I’ll get that one.
- Apologizing without changing a single behavior is just damage control. You’re trying to feel better about yourself, you don’t give a fuck about the impact you have on others otherwise you wouldn’t continue to be cruel.
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethI want attention from girls 😤
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethI need a massage and an orgasm
- All of a sudden I didn’t care anymore because I realized I’d never be fulfilled bending myself out of shape trying to please someone who only saw me as a temporary option. And that’s an invaluable lesson on reciprocity.
- Kinda embarrassing trying to be a better person for a chick who ruins your mentals when you can spend your day collecting rocks and swimming with fish instead.
- Sometimes you just need your mom to screw your head back on by telling you to stop giving a fuck about a girl that will never treat you right
- The best advice to get over a breakup is “if she thinks you’re too much, let her go find less.” It’s easy to fall back on the narrative that I need to shrink myself to match someone who isn’t enough for me. But I’m not willing to settle for love that’s less than mine.
- I won’t desert my future for someone who doesn’t want to be in it
- No revenge because you’re a cheater and I’m on the beach with someone who’s nicer and hotter than you. Ok fine, maybe it is revenge.
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethI really should post here if I ever wanna rebuild huh
- I’ve realized something profound: in the US, the only viable dream is escape. A commune, sheltered from the brutality of empire. How many of you have dreamed of living on a plot of land with your friends, self-sufficient, shielded from the grotesqueness of America? I know you want to escape. I did.
- If we’re being honest, there’s no future in America. You can hope, and pray (if you still believe in that shit) that you’ll be spared from the brutality of late stage capitalism, but we know that’s up to chance. One medical diagnosis, loss of job, housing emergency, you’re shit out of luck…
- Is that the way you want to live? I didn’t. They tell you to stay and fight. But my question remains: with who, for what? When you can’t trust your neighbor. Y’all talk about “community” but it’s also “preserve your peace” the second anything or anyone makes you uncomfortable. What hope is there?
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View full threadI wonder daily how bad it has to get for y’all to wake up. My threshold was breached 24 months ago, if not sooner. For a county that brags about freedom snd defending rights, yall are the biggest cowards anyone could imagine.
- Despite the indisputable pain of having your heart ripped out by a woman, it’s at least not as embarrassing as being torn up over a man who barely liked you to begin with
- Reposted by Shrimp Teeththis is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
- The men we elect are idiots and cowards, entirely incapable of solving current ecological and geopolitical challenges. They resort to buffoonish antics to distract us from their utter incompetence. Yet they try to remain in power despite their lack of leadership, strategic, or negotiation skills.
- Reposted by Shrimp TeethWhat the actual fuck?! Kim Davis, the former Kentucky county clerk who went to jail in 2015 for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, is asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges,
- More white immigrants need to make it clear which side we’re on. No, the US doesn’t get to enroll us in their anti-immigrant campaign. They don’t get to pick & choose which of us they keep based on our skin color. If you hate immigrants, that applies to all of us. I’m not on your side. Fuck you.
- So how do you leave the country? What I remember the most from the weeks leading up to my move was having the same conversation every time I told someone I was leaving, “oh yeah I’ve also looked into leaving if it gets really bad.” I would ask more and gradually realized no one knew what it took…
- Obviously, I can only speak for my experience… First, we had enough money and privilege. I’m not going to sit here and lie to you. The unfair reality is that if you’re poor it’s more challenging (not impossible) to leave. It’s a glaring systemic injustice, but we need to be honest about this fact.
- One of the biggest reasons my gf and I didn’t leave three years ago when I first brought it up was because we needed more money. A lot of visas (like the one we have) requires you have at minimum one year of salary in savings each. As always, there’s some wiggle room but not really.
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View full threadI’m happy to elaborate on specific part but it’s a lot. Unfortunately, you can’t really “pack up and leave” overnight. Maybe some people do but I personally don’t know how to sustain that long-term. This isn’t to discourage anyone, anything is possible. But my best advice is make sure you want to!
