Lakeshore Drive Slut
chicago bicycle supremacist she/her 🇵🇸
- a lot of people who get priced out of boston are like ah well i guess i can live in new hampshire and spend most of my life driving. i would like to offer an alternative: chicago
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slutchatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy
- i'm too intelligent for the demands of the modern office so i've decided to start my own business
- oh my fucking god dude
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slutthis is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...
- this is also true about regular ass people. go see what your friends are posting and interacting with on twitter for an enlightening time
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutPart of the answer to “Why are so many mainstream columnists and pundits saying such transparently stupid stuff?” is that they’re still on X, and view the world through the perspective X brings them, and that perspective is dramatically warped.
- Trump job approval rating by news platform 🟢 Twitter/X: +9 🔴 Facebook: -7 🔴 Cable TV: -10 🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14 🔴 Local TV: -17 🔴 Instagram: -21 🔴 Broadcast TV: -28 🔴 TikTok: -28 🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33 🔴 Reddit: -40 www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
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- kamala harris is not my president
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- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutA few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us
- HOW TO BE A BAD BITCH IN 2026 - lentils and rice - incest??? - pay me just 99 dollars to find out the rest
- excuse me miss - cute hair btw! - can you take a few photos of me straddling this divvy for my lifestyle blog
- EXCLUSIVE: Inside the bike lobby's militant tactics > group rides with a beer bike > funny jokes onlinw > commenting on nextdoor posts
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- lakeshore drive slut voter guide, for cunty women who want to vote for other cunty women
- awwww congrats *mutes*
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutThe horrors persist, but sometimes you just have to stop and reflect on certain moments.
- none of the sexual predators i know are old enough to be in the epstein files
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slutthe Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
- boston landlord sues israel would be much funnier if so many much funnier things weren't happening
- rattleless rattlesnake? i don't think you can do that
- just remembered when these guys from my high school stole a sheep and killed it for no reason
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutI need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
- and how is this bike lane fair to those of us GVAB (gifted vehicle at birth)?
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- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutJD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
- has boston considered a nighttime bike maintenance rally with 6-10 people in attendance
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutIn one of videos, Sveum mentioned enjoying our running trails, which led us to find his Strava account. His account was public (no longer), so we can see he was talking about the Des Plains River Trail and he stayed at the Lincolnshire Marriott. We only found this after he left Chicago. But...
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- they just played the dog eating heart transplant scene from one tree hill on WGN
- yeah, she's dead and they've casted a replacement
- new in archer guardians: aspiring politician Eva Villalobos posts a video of herself obviously filming with her cell phone while driving through a busy intersection on archer, reminding us all why the road was redesigned
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slutirish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them
- All bicycles included in draft plan for mandatory helmets and high-vis, Department confirms irishcycle.com/2026/02/04/a...
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- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slut"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive Slutit’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
- she's dead
- on the phone with god, we're thinking of doing a false spring soon
- Reposted by Lakeshore Drive SlutThis is why you don't praise a narcissist. Will Stancil has spent a decade hating on the people who built the networks to fight ICE today, showed up for a fight for the first time in his life, tells them what they're doing wrong and makes himself the face of a movement that's now kicked him out.
- "ICE guys are pretty miserable. I don’t think morale is particularly high for them. They’re freezing, they’re getting shouted at. They can’t go anywhere without being tailed by 5 cars. They get out and immediately there's a crowd of 100 people shouting at them, blowing whistles as loud as they can."
- infighting is starting in archer guardians. one of the guys from the family who threatens people is mad at an anonymous poster and demands they be banned. however, the basis for the whole group is anonymous posts. further, zupkus has come out as a cyclist who doesn't follow the rules of the road
- sex offender who can't even get likes on twitter
- i may get 0 likes on my posts on twitter but consider, if i moved to bluesky, i might get 0 likes and not have access to the lying child porn machine
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- you idiot. people don't want "news." they want takes. they want to hear the inner workings of my mind
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- the archer guardians are recruiting
- i can't believe trader joes banned cars by having a small parking lot
- they actually put it in the paper that they're mad
- From the Editorial Board: Kat Abughazaleh made a show of declining (sending a spokesman, for goodness sake) to be part of the editorial board’s endorsement interviews after first informing us she would attend. trib.al/LXhfqMv
- i can't believe will stancil is the president of ANTIFA
- pitting my therapists against each other
