Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL Me: That's-- ("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress") Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe