Shawn
deep cuts and jokes.
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- Noem trained this one personally
- Reposted by Shawn“I do not think that 50 year old men should be having sex with 16 year old girls. But “
- Reposted by ShawnWHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
- Reposted by ShawnIncredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
- Reposted by ShawnI've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
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- Reposted by ShawnIf many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...
- Reposted by ShawnIn the last 48 hours, Musk's reactions to the Epstein release show exactly why he bought Twitter. He's used the platform to call coverage of his emails with Epstein as "lies," elevated his fans who have defended him, and gotten positive reinforcement from his AI chatbot.
- keep thinking about this quote. tough guy scared of cities not yet realizing he's the outlier.
- Reposted by Shawnpeople in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots
- Reposted by ShawnAlex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.
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- information silos were already bad as people soothed themselves with agreement and confirmation bias. but now that a trillion-dollar tech industry has decided you need a life free from community and reality, you can invent entire events to manufacture an existence that's even more pathetic
- *explaining weather to an american* imagine a gallon of milk
- Reposted by ShawnBREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
- Reposted by ShawnNEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
- a rich tradition. republicans talking about Trump like he’s a child who isn’t responsible for anything. it’s not him, it’s the people around him.
- of course this was always the message from Trump on down but now an official green light for law enforcement pining to use excessive or deadly force. DOJ makes clear there’s no accountability to be had.
- An FBI agent conducted an initial review of the Renee Good killing and determined sufficient grounds existed to open a civil rights probe into the actions of the ICE officer who shot her. Justice Department says no inquiry is warranted. @perrystein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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- Reposted by ShawnStunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
- oh so now it's illegal to have a tactical bordello
- IG has been over for a while now but the 2016 photo trend really confirms it's just morphing into facebook
- Reposted by Shawnjust a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this
- anyway, come enjoy the 2026 world cup www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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- Reposted by Shawnyou know what's beautiful, and it can be easy to forget, but the people. the people are beautiful.
- Curbed's Listings newsletter got duped by AI. ok that's all. link.nymag.com/view/62af295... photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/ce703ec23...
- Reposted by ShawnI need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras. Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom. They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water. (📷: Fernando Maidana)
- it's kinda nice that they're honoring the traditional spirit of the holiday
- From AI videos, to hoaxes, to nonexistent fireworks, don't stop calling out these things. It's infuriating and I do hope that it leads to people craving more human-verirified and real journalism. Enough of this nonsense.
- We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
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- Reposted by ShawnMore on the continuing purges at #NIH. Now 13 out of 27 institute directors have been gotten rid of. This is not normal. @jonathanwosen.bsky.social www.statnews.com/2025/12/27/n...
- every other weekend by court order
- Reposted by ShawnOne analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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- people are spontaneously cheering in BedStuy. tote bags and wired headphones flying. there is much pain in this world but not in this natural wine bar.
- AI will change the world!* *further help us sell you workout clothing and supplements
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- just imagining if a dem president did this while 40 million people were cut off from buying groceries
- average SEC couple
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- Atlantic article about a tough talking centrist democrat with a missing finger!? can’t wait to read after i settle into this speak easy with a 8.4 rating on foursquare playing that new david guetta
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- machine gun of a paragraph www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
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- Name That Goon!
- Reposted by ShawnWhat a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
- hi my name’s johnny knoxville and this is trader joe’s on a monday night
- who is trump satirizing lol
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- despair
- Reposted by ShawnA terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
- the perils of automation
- 🤣🤣 this wins the internet
- Reposted by ShawnBefore you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
- this joke is three years old
- leaked rakes expose garage
- Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
- this quote and her whole schtick* reminds me a lot of Elizabeth Holmes *pied pipering wealthy old centrists into thinking she has something meaningful to contribute by telling them what they want to hear
- everyone thinks this website sucks for the humorless scolds but it's also the gullible fucking rubes that are so dense they believe obviously fake things like this
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- and they both work for Amazon Web Services
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- inventing internationalists as a slur in the context of the *world cup* is so good
- genocide. smash or pass?
- twelve
- $9 trillion circle jerk
- + all the terabytes of video surveillance (ring, CCTV, dash cams, deepfakes) have found a home on X. incidents you would maybe read about in the police blotter section now in your local paper now get fed to you over and over, ginning up people so they’re predisposed to distrust their fellow human
