Shan (help I’m alive)
Just a mom in Brooklyn writing stories and trying not to lose her mind.
| St. John’s fan 🏀🌩️ | NBK 🌹 |
- New Quinnipiac poll: 63% of voters disapprove of ICE 60% want ICE out of Minneapolis 58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
- posting in 2026 is like “I will dance upon the bones of our oppressors!!” and posting in 2015 was like “Thank you for calling SeaWorld customer service; this call may be recorded for training porpoises”
- Hollywood producer Barry Josephson to Jeffrey Epstein: “I've been thinking a lot about that question that you asked bill gates 'how do we get rid of poor people as a whole'"
- These people convinced you vaccines were dangerous and that scientists were lying and clinical trials weren’t real. That you could cure cancer with beet roots. That you could pay $1000 to have a shaman pray away your diabetes. You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
- Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind." This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students. yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
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- wow -- with Trump standing behind him, a man (not sure who he is) offers this prayer: "We pray that he would be mindful of the poor and that he would be invested in the alleviation of suffering happening in the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis."
- That’s congressman Jonathan Jackson of Minneapolis
- this is the essay btw. a hair transplant clinic was giving out free procedures to influencers. I just so happened to have always wanted to see Istanbul and to have an addiction to complimentary hair transplant consultations. I liked a doctor telling me I was crazy for free www.gq.com/story/i-was-...
- I have since shaved all my hair off because I don't really care about all that anymore and have moved on to other Invented Problems
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- it's probably fine
- Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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- This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
- Guys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks
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- one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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- lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
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- The Westminster Dog Show paid tribute to Catherine O’Hara and her role in ‘Best in Show’ — during the judging of the Norwich terriers, of course.
- Normal people are out there doing extraordinary things. My mom's health aide emailed me: ICE took 2 of her neighbors; when she told them they weren't welcome, she was met w/a rifle. Now she's driving a neighbor to work hidden in the back of her car & escorting the neighbor's kids to the bus stop.
- “If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- I think we could breathe life into Valentine's Day if we came together and hammered it out. I think we could come up with some Rituals. some stuff to blow up. some new recipes.
- as a February baby this is important to me. we keep of course the pinks and reds. the arrow aspect could be greatly enhanced. we could make it dangerous. there's a weapon in Valentine's Day. that's a huge start
- A brand new Socialist in Office has arrived in Albany 🫡 Congratulations, @dianaforqueens.com — and to the voters of the 36th District for electing such a powerful champion for the working class.
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- A coalition of Minnesota school districts and educators have filed a lawsuit today in the U.S. District Court of Minnesota seeking to block the Department of Homeland Security and ICE from conducting immigration enforcement activity in or near public schools.
- While Tom Homan was trying to grab headlines this morning ICE was again circling our schools. They’ve been out all morning and no “drawdown” is enough until every single one of these agents is out of our state and DHS is abolished.
- jesus babe you’re WOODY ALLEN’S DAUGHTER. all those advantages and you couldn’t handle getting into BARD on your own???
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- NEW: Senator Ed Markey just introduced a critical bill that would ban ICE and CBP from buying or using facial recognition technology to go after our communities. Congress must pass the ICE Out of My Face Act and use their funding power to rein in these out-of-control agencies.
- "Sorry if one of your billionaire donors is embarrassed because he went to Rape Island. Some will be embarrassed. Some need to go to prison." "We'll know this bill worked when rich men are being perp-walked to jail." Thomas Massie stays winning
- jesus
- "The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday" Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
