Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉: Thinking a lot about the incredibly gay groomsman I met in an elevator this weekend who saw me looking at my phone and said, "Honey, I have one rule for the news. Less than ten New York Times notifications, one martini. Eleven to twenty, two. More than twenty, stop counting, keep drinking."

Thinking a lot about the incredibly gay groomsman I met in an elevator this weekend who saw me looking at my phone and said, "Honey, I have one rule for the news. Less than ten New York Times notifications, one martini. Eleven to twenty, two. More than twenty, stop counting, keep drinking."