SCREW™
Read online: https://www.TheSCREWmag.com
- THIS WEEK IN SCREW HISTORY SCREW #203 (January 22, 1973) Cover art by Vaughn Bode of Cheech Wizard fame #coverart #vaughnbode screw.wtf/vaughn-bode-...
- Don't Miss our SCREW of The Day Crissty Baez! Live chat happening now:
- It's my birthday and not one of you has offered to buy me a drink... Wow. Well I'm just gonna leave this here: screw.wtf/tip
- I got a YouTube channel with 5,260+ subscribers if anyone wants to buy it I don't want to do it anymore. You need to change the name though. More keep adding every day. You can keep all the videos on it, too, if you want to maintain the momentum. First reasonable offer. youtube.com/@officialscrew
- A SCREW Review for your adult product, service, film, or website is just a $10 tip away, $20 if you want "As Seen In SCREW", "Recommended By SCREW" or SCREW laurels marketing materials. Yes we charge, but the review is brutally honest — so it better be good. Get on the list now!
- Pick any 20 SCREW films with your tip of $10 or more. Delivered instantly. TIP HERE: screw.wtf/tip
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! This year it isn't about me, it's about all the people who help me make this thing go, from websites to Roku channel to films to legal shit and more. If you wanna buy me a drink or whatever for my birthday, I'd rather you buy them one: screw.wtf/tip
- You don't say...
- Is this the REAL reason Trump wants Greenland?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! This year it isn't about me, it's about all the people who help me make this thing go, from websites to Roku channel to films to legal shit and more. If you wanna buy me a drink or whatever for my birthday, I'd rather you buy them one:
- No word yet if he will...
- What's missing from this photo?
- RED PUSSY, BLUE ASSHOLE A POEM screw.wtf/red-pussy-bl...
- BANNED IN CHINA: THE PUSSY PENMANSHIP OF SUN PIN There is perhaps no artist more deserving a feature in SCREW than Sun Ping, the Master Shifu of Vagina Calligraphy, and the Chinese Artist’s Association’s Public Enemy Number One... screw.wtf/banned-in-ch...
- SIGN OUR PETITION TO RENAME 5TH AVENUE IN NEW YORK CITY TO "BARACK OBAMA AVENUE" ...and forever change the address of Donald Trump's Trump Tower residence!
- The weakest minds cling to yesterday because tomorrow asks something of them.
- THE EDISON DILDO: BEFORE THERE WAS LIGHT, THERE WAS THIS. A forgotten experiment in ivory, electricity, and Victorian euphemism quietly reshaped modern life. What began as comfort ended as illumination. READ ALL ABOUT IT: screw.wtf/the-edison-d...
- Erika Kirk or Candace Owens? Or both?
- Right here.
- Please follow us on Facebook for 2026. Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.facebook.com/ssccrreeww
- HAPPY NEW YEAR: THE CANDY IS NO LONGER FREE They didn’t outlaw the candy. They just found a way to tax it. Welcome to Jeffrey’s Law, where the kids aren’t protected, the creeps aren’t stopped, but the government gets paid. READ ALL ABOUT IT: screw.wtf/happy-new-ye...
- Happy New Year 2026 The candy is no longer free.
- Charlie's gone, his mind's been changed...
- AN INTERVIEW WITH A DUMB-ASS MAGA CRYPTO BRAH He promised millions in thirty seconds, blamed liberals for gravity, and explained why freedom needs a boss. We listened, took notes, and let him talk long enough to hand absolute power to Trump while calling it... screw.wtf/an-interview...
- MOVE THE WALLS: TRUMP’S FIX FOR AN INCONVENIENT PAST Happy New Year. Here’s my prediction for 2026: rather than answer the Epstein questions head-on, Trump will flirt with the idea of a new federal age-of-consent standard... HERE'S WHY: screw.wtf/move-the-wal...
- A.L.P.H.A. SYNDROME: RED HATS, SHRINKING PENISES For MAGA men, trying to prove you’re alpha all day comes at a cost and according to researchers, the penis is the first thing to tap out. READ ALL ABOUT IT: screw.wtf/alpha-syndro...
- RELIGION SHOULD BE 18+ONLY AGE VERIFIED Children should not be exposed to religion until they are old enough to understand. Religious content is harmful to minors because it impedes spiritual and intellectual growth.
- WONDERING IF YOU'RE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES? Better take SCREW's Quiz to Find Out: screw.wtf/quiz-are-you...
- FORTY-SEVEN SHADES OF MEN WHO KNEW... You’ve seen the photos and wondered what all those items were. It's our job to know — and to tell you the real story isn’t about kinks but rather the men who knew and did nothing... READ FOR FREE: screw.wtf/forty-seven-...
- FORTY-SEVEN SHADES OF MEN WHO KNEW... You’ve seen the photos and wondered what all those items were. It's our job to know — and to tell you the real story isn’t about perversion but rather the men who knew and did nothing... READ FOR FREE: screw.wtf/forty-seven-...
- Epstein's jawbreaker ball gag carried a warning label... solid advice, too late for history.
- Christmas shopping for teenagers has never been easy — but luckily Jeffrey Epstein sent us his personal gift guide from beyond the grave! FREE TO READ:
- TEN HOLIDAY SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY WANT TO FUCK YOU...
- If I Could Eat Any Pussy on TV, Whose Would It Be? FIND OUT NOW: screw.wtf/if-i-could-e...
- America’s First REVERSE Strip Club Opens in Florida! The Turnaround Club is the world’s first and only reverse strip joint, where the dancers come out naked and you pay them to PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON! READ MORE: screw.wtf/americas-onl...
- FREE TO READ:
- Paul Anka Confirms Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board. START SPREADING THE NEWS: screw.wtf/paul-anka-co...
- READ FOR FREE:
- It's not just a porn movie. It’s a luxury item. It’s the Cartier of cocks, the Chanel No. 5 of fuck-films — and it earns a near-perfect, nut busting 99% on our Peter Meter! A SCREW REVIEW: screw.wtf/icons-vol-9-...
- Elegant Angel and director Claudia Ross have dropped a mind-melter of a thriller that earns a nut-draining 99.5% on the Peter Meter. This ain’t just porn — this is something much more special. A SCREW REVIEW: screw.wtf/through-her-...
- The award-winning performer, Blake Blossom, leads a star-studded cast in this new erotic drama from Sweet Sinner. READ FOR FREE: screw.wtf/blake-blosso...
- Charlotte Sins stars alongside E. Streetcar in this new burlesque-themed scene from ForPlay Films, directed by Inka Winter. READ FOR FREE:
- Joe Exotic Pens a Letter to Tina Peters... screw.wtf/joe-exotics-...
- A POCKETFUL OF NOPE. An Anthem to Anxiety youtu.be/MKULKWv8KVE
- Nobody double pumps dicks better than Donald Double Pump Trump. Nobody. youtu.be/bqkxWlRJJh4
- Emmet Otter's Juggs And Christmas... youtu.be/Ss8B0NhPXlY
- TRUMP LOVES MINORS! youtu.be/jJUgGX0pvec
