#Disgaea
#MVRP
#OCRP
"Prinny rule number one! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!"
@satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi hey before you rush to defend someone with no context, here you go
bsky.app/profile/dood... I do not get involved with Drama, but today we need to talk about Mari.
Before you rush to defend Mari and coddle them for being upset and depressed, this is a collective callout between myself, my wife, and several other writers in this community.
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I will show you all the power of SARDINES!
Perhaps you should try a healthier alternative! Sardines contain loads of omega-3 fatty acids. Very healthy ingredients for sure! 20.5. They also contain plenty of DHA, EPA, potassium, calcium and various vitamins.
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>>Tyrant Valvatorez event when
Fabulous! Miss Felicia, I am humbled by your generosity! It warms this vampire's heart! Please make it out to "my biggest fan, fenrich!"
❝It’s free? I don't charge people for autographs when I know they want one without paying...❞
Oh! A thousand apologies! I was thinking out loud! My Steward, fenrich is a very big fan! How much for an autograph?
Oh! Felicia! Fenrich would love to get her autograph!
"A solitary existence is one that isn't worth living. My allies, nay, my friends, are missing, and I've come to this realm to find them, and yet, I find a new friend in you. It's quite interesting how things turn out for us villains, yes?"
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-- by how social he became, in reality. Link's forgiveness towards him was the stepping stone that allowed the deity to move forward.
Yet that nagging feeling of causing destruction and despair still lingered like a parasite. Like the very thing he acted as.
"We do what we do not because it is easy, but because it's the right thing. That, in and of itself is the own reward. "
Valvatorez chuckles as he lays a hand on Majora's shoulder.
"Hard to believe you're getting a pep talk from the legendary tyrant. "
"Well Majora, everyday we take the chance of allowing the evil in our hearts to take over. We do what we must to suppress these urges, my friend. Every day, I crave human blood, but I made a promise, and a promise is the most sacred vow.
This is a long road but be thankful you don't walk alone!"
PRINNY RULE NUMBER ONE
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"I propose a toast, to new friends!"
The demon lord takes a hefty swig and gives a thumbs up. Sweet and spiced, with a creamy and decadent taste! This is certainly a masterpiece!
"Such a wonderful and exquisite taste! Nothing in all of the underworld compares!"
“It’s expensive for a reason. Why don’t you take a sip?”
The deity laughed heartily.
What an interesting collective!
Shinobi culture is quite interesting!
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The vampire takes it with a courteous bow and smile. He looks over it and nods.
"Majora! This seems like quite an expensive gift! I am humbled, I shall cherish this forever! My first souvenir from Termina!"
He's offering a bottle of milk with a shiny purple label on it. Etched in the label are gold letters spelling 'Chateau Romani'.
"Here. A gift for lifting my spirits the other day."
Pain?
Is that his name, or some sort of nickname?
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Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!
"And do you.. Like that? I guess you'd made a wonderful detective, you could die and not lose progress, but.. Seems cruel, really. "
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"You're an android, but you've lived different experiences exclusive to you. No other Conner would have that, realistically, yes?"
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Valvatorez sees this shit and SCREECHES
"So you must wear whatever your programming dictates? No room for personalization?"
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The most verbose and concise Yosuke has ever been, and of course it's him simping.
everyone’s thoughts if I should add more to why I’m not into Latinas for more thorough explicit reasons.”
>just say my man is banned from existing
— de-aging, or aging them!
Should Majora be seen committing any of these acts, please contact a nearby Town Guard.
- Clock Town City Council -
>The vampire doesn't care. He's dead set on the re-education of this Shadow. No way can such a lowly specimen be allowed to run loose!
"I fucking dare you DOOD. You want to act like a lowly prinny, you will be TREATED as such. "
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>Valvatorez slaps Yosuke, rather abruptly and harshly.
"You FORGOT to say DOOD! Try it again!"
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"If you will not be dealt with reasonably, then I believe I shall have to re-educate you myself! And I shall be extra brutal for ruining my vacation!"
>He gives a dramatic coat flail
"I am Lord Valvatorez! Prepare! Rule number one! You will include 'dood' in every line you say!"
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And he easily catches it! He lets out a soft cough and speaks with a dignified tone.
"Excuse me, but it seems you've misplaced your knife. Please refrain from throwing objects!"
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"But of course! Comfortable shoes with functionality are essential for the modern man! Perhaps I could go to the Rosen Queen co and find you a pair?"
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"Such a nice outfit for a police officer! It's eye catching, but are you agile while wearing such a uniform?"
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"We must not have a Cyber-Life in Hell. And your outfit is very snazzy! A well dressed man is one to be respected you know!"
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"Cyber-life? If we're talking about the same moon, I believe I'm responsible for any damages...
Then again, they looked nothing like you."
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"Something I've learned is that half of life is making mistakes, and the other is dealing with said mistakes! If you wish to make amends I will make you a promise, I will help you!
Though I am a demon, everyone deserves a chance to improve!"
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-- He's caused mass amounts of suffering in Termina.
Yet, the Skull Kid forgave him... Somehow. Link, too. Perhaps it WAS possible.
"Thank you... I've tried many times. It seems, for many, the scars haven't faded."
The vampire gives a thumbs up and a wide eyed smile. The raw confidence and bravado. He means it.
Unfortunately, I believe the Moon is occupied, perhaps you could try Mars?
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This is what 400 years of starving yourself does to a man
Twink-ification
"Oh, trust me! I used to be called Tyrant Valvatorez, demons AND humans were terrified of me! Constantly offering me tribute! I did go a little mad with power. It happens to the best of us. "
“Well, it is a lot of power. I mean once I got that power I could bypass the laws of my realm. So I get it I do. Even though the statement was intended for one very nosy deity in particular.”
"A milk bar you say? How interesting! Then again, only natural there'd be some sort of public house. "
He takes concern over their comment.
"Majora, everyone deserves a chance at redemption! I too was an unwelcome person, a tyrant feared by humans and demons alike! Show no fear, my friend!"
"Ahhhh! You mean the Indigo-Gos. They're a Bossa Nova band that sometimes has practice sessions at the Milk Bar."
Majora nodded with a smile.
"I could do that, yes. Just know that I'm not the most 'welcome' person over there. I still get scrutinized to this day due to... well.. The incident."
Truth be told, most gods I've encountered can be as temperamental as a small child. Something to do with the power, I assume.
“Who knew gods could be brats..tsk”
Something about that white haired fellow is odd. He seems familiar in a way I cannot place my fingers on.
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