sans.
*nah, just kiddin'. i'm rootin' for ya, kid.
Independent portrayal of UT/DR Sans (depending on the scenario)
Written by Plush
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- *huh, so we're back already? *well, it was fun while it lasted.
- "hey, where am I?"
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- Reposted by sans.FAUX SONIC, OR MORE KNOW AS “ANALOG”. The origins is this: In days before, a man had archived some screen recordings of the original 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog. However, when people found the archived footage’s game copy, they made it available. Everything went wrong. And now, is our friend here…
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- *what?
- (Sans looks like he's getting ready to Sans)
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- Reposted by sans.[ ~☆ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 ☆ ~ ]
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- *...huh. really?
- *what's it like for you? thought i'd ask back.
- *you're missing out, but alright.
- *how was it?
- *...good as can be, yeah. *but what about you, pal?
- *you should try it before you judge.
- The Jitterbug incident will NEVER leave Sans alone, he'll never truly be at peace with himself for it, even all these years later
- *well, now you have.
- *you're welcome.
- *some good times, some bad times... things i wish i could go back and do differently... Wow wow kazow I sure wonder what THAT could be talking about!!! Gee what a mystery, man *...but in the end, i'm still happy with how things ended up.
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- *glad to see people are finally understanding the art of chugging ketchup.
- *guess you could say that. Although, Sans may not be talking about his time in the Underground, but rather what came before...?
- *make my bones all nice and shiny.
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- *you too, huh?
- *...and i'm guessin' the memories came in flooding again as if they were fresh.
- *hey now, i also polish my bones with some mayonnaise.
- *ah, i see now. it's been 10 years already, hasn't it? kinda hard to believe.
- *huh, really? that sounds concerning. *what do you think is bothering her?
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- *...huh. guess you really didn't like that one.
- *i'm in the middle of my bone care routine.
- *huh, good for you. Nonchalant brushing his skull
- *noticed you out here by yourself. thought i'd check in, given how you're my bro's friend and all.
- *...tough crowd, huh?
- *problem solved, now we can /brush/ it off.
- *...heya. you seem down.
- *yeah. i'd reach out for ya, but... *you're quite taller than me, so that's kind of a problem.
- *don't you, uh, feel anything? in your bun?
- *well, at least you're bein' honest. The skeleton thinks some more, many thoughts running through his head. But eventually... *...alright. don't make me regret this. He'd reach out to the human's arm, which they held out earlier
- *huh. lookin' a little stuck there.
- Brushing his... ???????????
- *i can hear that reluctance. is this really what you want? *...or are you just curious to see what happens?
- *well... it's close enough, i'd say.
- *wow. what a rude thing to say to a humble little skeleton.
- *well, uh... *...i think you'll have to wait until you're a little older for that?
- *why not?
- *oh yeah, got forklift certified to celebrate 10 years of us bein' free.
- *well, you'd need a license to get one of these bad boys.
- *yup.
- *yeah.
- *of course i did.