Sam Sanders
Alexa, play blow the whistle.
- Need a thundershirt for work.
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- Snowbank death drop this morning while crossing the street. Diva down.
- Reposted by Sam SandersSTEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
- The number of spam calls I receive both at home and at work would send a less stable person into psychosis. It really feels personal at a certain point.
- Reposted by Sam SandersSixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
- I am so sorry to hear about Dan McQuade, surely one of the kindest dudes out there.
- On the upside, I'm getting more reading done.
- Reposted by Sam SandersBolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
- Reposted by Sam Sandersonce again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
- Reposted by Sam SandersThe same Europeans complaining about the failure of U.S. institutions to constrain Trump are sitting through his speech while planning to send teams and delegations to the World Cup and Olympics. They are just as unserious, guilty of learned helplessness and captured by capital as the U.S. Congress.
- I was removed from the Arby's pop-up waitlist.
- In heaven, there are no logistics jobs 🙏
- Reposted by Sam SandersThe images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
- I just got waitlisted for an Arby's pop-up, AMA.
- Incandescent with rage because I thought I put on a black sweater in the dark this morning but turns out it's navy and now I'm out and wearing black shoes.
- Reposted by Sam SandersThe top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
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- Reposted by Sam SandersHey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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- Remembering how yesterday at work I heard a young person refer to Ashli Babbitt as "an older lady."
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- Pronouncing it Jay Saint Metrotech
- Two guys on this train remembering some pork stores they have known. Beautiful.
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- Less than a year and the answer is not really.
- Another country has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn.
- The tragedy's that there's only two things I love in life and that's grapefruit juice and medications.
- Reposted by Sam SandersI'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.
- They're calling it the most Monday Friday ever.
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Mamdani setting up a permitting reform and land inventory task force is some real sickos yes stuff. - Reposted by Sam SandersHappy 2026
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- Someone make that woman climbing the stairs to the new year but have her walking down toward 2015.
- This reminds me that in the early internet days, I dated a guy who didn't know how to set up an email account but when I walked him through it, he made his email address "mikesemail" I still think about this.
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- Reposted by Sam SandersLeMonde said, not on our watch
- Will be interesting to see who lionizes the five times convicted for inciting racial hatred Bardot. But hey, she loved animals. www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...
- One of the humbling and heartening things about living in a big apartment building is that it all kind of becomes an extension of your personal space, in a sense? Anyway, all of these people regularly see me looking absolutely busted.
- Had a fountain Diet Mountain Dew at Taco Bell earlier that tasted like straight nozzle.
- What day of the week is it
- Some thrift stores are spiritually inert, you know what I mean?
- I like how it's mainly about men's feelings but also Christmas is happening?
- I saw Katie Dippold's name on a screenwriter credit in a movie and gasped "babadook tweet"
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