Saffron Smith
Just another method actress researching the demimonde for a starring b-lockbuster role
📍London & FMTY
- Grey to match the unrelenting, ceaseless, neverending rain situation 🌧️
- Cat lady or cat woman? You decide 🖤
- And for your birthday present, I present you, well, errr, ME!!!! 💝🔥
- I'm going to sound like a bit of a twat but I feel very grateful for my awesome regz - the ones who tune into who you are, quietly take note at what matters to you, and who zone in on your passions & tailor dates around them. Thank you for this awesome private baking class for two in Paris ❤️
- My X account was reinstated today following a second appeal (they came back after the first saying I'd been suspended for being counterfeit, eh?!). NGL I was glad to see it was back but simultaneously not about to run naked and singing into a field about it.
- I love being whisked away. I even love the sound of being whisked away. It sounds whimsical and airy, high vibrational and like it might taste of vanilla.
- Valentino, your spirit lives on ❤️
- Couples massage. We'll leave you now to get dressed. Us: yes, yes, pls do that! 😈 🔥
- The thigh is most definitely NOT the limit 😉
- If I ever fall, let it be out of a dress
- Just because you *can* do something in life doesn't mean that you *should* (yes, I'm looking at you prosecco flavoured crisps and tomato leaf hand cream). However, since one of my ATFs introduced me to the tomatini in Mykonos, I can confidently say that I am HOOKED! 🍅🍸
- About as close as this girl gets to looking bridal....
- I love a dinner date as much as the next companion but a lunch date hits different. Sneaking away from a day that others are working hard in, indulging in a languorous and decadent lunch while everyone else is eating a Tesco meal deal al desko....
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- As with Scheherazade of The Thousand and One Nights, power often lies not with the man who seems to wield it, but with the woman who holds his attention, night after night after night
- Ok this is probably one of the most tantalising things I've seen on SW socials in a loooooong time......A buddy read with Isys and a view of her actual hand?! Lord have mercy 🥵
- Most of my fave restaurants of 2025 were with a good reg of mine including this one here: Lilibet's. Mayfair restos can be hit & miss with prices seeming to cover rent & décor v quality (saying this like I pay for my own meals. Ha). If you go, try the anchovy éclairs. Sound weird, taste gooooooood 😋
- This is the risqué post I tried making before getting suspended from Twitter yesterday. Doing my bit for the environment by reusing it here. Are you ready to be scandalised? Are you sure? Ok, let's go...... Guys definitely before mince pies 💯
- Snow bunny application hereby submitted ❄️ 🐰 St Moritz & Val d'Isère top of the wishlist since you asked 😂
- The feeling of sleeping in freshly laundered sheets needs bottling along with the sight of bumblebees dancing on lavender and opening a packet of paracetamol non-leaflet side first 💯
- Nothing like falling asleep in some freshly washed sheets that are still warm from the dryer after a long day #simplepleasures 😌
- Reposted by Saffron SmithDo you have a New Year’s resolution? Yes you do and it’s to make bluesky your go-to social media for sexy content. You will forget your Twitter login 😵💫 uninstall the app from your phone 😵💫 forget about it entirely 😵💫 what’s twitter? Yeah, you dont know, never heard of it. Bluesky is your fav now
- Posting daily across multiple platforms is a sign of someone who’s serious & evolved in their approach to marketing and social media. Committed. Disciplined. Also a sign that someone finally got their X account suspended 🥂 Only took 8 years! Not sure whether to feel proud or personally insulted 😂
- The sun is so soft and everything is in bloom and the air smells like an exclamation mark for something that’s about to happen - Yael van der Wouden, The Safekeep
- Your side of the bed misses you almost as much as I do
- Sorry about the temperature rise 🌡️
