Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
Attention please. Tomorrow is February 7th.
Winter started in November for some reason, so its time is up tomorrow.
Stop the snow and freezing temps.
We have had enough.
Congrats to Buck Martinez on a hell of a career. Next stop: Level of Excellence.
#BlueJays
Blue Jays broadcaster Martinez announces retirement
Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster Buck Martinez announced his retirement on Friday. The 77-year-old Martinez began his broadcasting career in the late-1980s with TSN following the conclusion of a 17-year ...
Loot that drops after defeating me:
10 pounds of freshly roasted single origin coffee
Earl Grey tea
10 Columbia House CDs that I got for 1c (Note: There were no other CDs purchased to complete the contract)
A well worn passport
Some handfuls of sea glass
Way too many photos of the dog and cat
Lady Gaga's charity is soliciting "stories" for Black History month and paying $50. Not even enough to buy one of her T-Shirts. And gets the full rights to everything you submit.
No, you shouldn't work for Lady Gaga for $50
... Nor should you give her the rights to your story.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im.
Republican platform: Much violence and tearing families apart.
Democrat platform: Can we film that?
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
This is horrible. Also, one of the richest people in the world who started making their fortune off of books is shuttering books coverage?
WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Canadians, come back to the US. Spend your money. It’s safe if you aren’t doing anything wrong!”
A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.
Defendant contacted police before freeway shooting
Charles Glen Simmons, 53, of Dillard, is in the Douglas County Jail on $1 million bail after Thursday morning’s alleged crime spree. According to a press release from the Oregon
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
I’ve been trapped for over an hour, haven’t had lunch, and I need to pee.
Am I moving? Not a chance.
January 2026 is beginning to rival March 2020 for the longest month ever.
