I just picked up 3 x 17 year olds from a party and drove them all home.
We spoke about alcohol, girlfriends and ambitions for university. I had a great time imparting my wisdom, until they mocked my music.
“Who are The avalanches”
I don’t think it’s ok to honk at a L-plater.
Discuss.
As I say to my kids, it costs nothing to go the extra mile.
It doesn’t cost anything to pay a random stranger a lovely compliment.
I love this 😂
“Hey retard prty at my place lol”
Some women hit their prime in their 20s.
I’m hitting mine at 51.
It’s great.
HR is calling.
I’m in trouble for exercising my right to resign.
Just take my laptop fucksticks.
I’m in the heartland of Porsches, big tits, Blondes and Botox.
Yes, you guessed correct.
Brighton. It’s wonderful not having to work.
This is how Melbourne does breakfast, Sydney.
