Ross Floate
Everything more orange than everything else.
Melbourne, AU
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- Yes.
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- We evidently need to do a lot more war criming to keep old mate happy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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- I mean, sure. It’s absolutely fine and normal that a town at these latitudes gets 47c/117f . Nothing to see. Move along.
- Ok climate change just changed my personal la-di-da plans. NOW I am radicalised.
- The 21 year old marketing genius (and I throw no shade) trying to work out why I’m not ordering as many home-delivered footlongs as I did in 2020 and 2021.
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- The underlying message of “Every Which Way But Loose” is that if you look like Clint Eastwood and go for a jog in jeans then gamine ladies who drive F100s will overlook your wildly inappropriate relationship with a primate and have tent-sex you anyhow.
- We in the idiopathic thrombocytopenia community are not happy about this episode of The Pitt (but it’s nice to be noticed).
- This is a distinction without a meaningful difference. If the President just firehoses pardons on wrongdoers, they may not technically have absolute immunity but the effect is identical.
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- Tell me your pet’s name in a gif.
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- Revolutionary deli called One Bagel After Another.
- Just realise that my joke “Eddie Vedder” singing voice is just my joke “Stevie Nicks” singing voice with 15% more ram than ewe.
- Got to imagine that shaking his hand is like squeezing a fistful of French Onion dip, and that immediately afterwards you’d reactively wipe your palm on the thigh of your trousers.
- Uh Tuesday? We uh, need to talk.
- That David Byrne fella is going places let me tell ya.
- Nobody ever needs to say “memento mori” to a person with an old european car. We know.
- Everything Littleproud is saying today is incredibly erotic.
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- Starting to think Instant Holograms On Metal Film isn’t a real Stereolab record. Every *real* Stereolab LP has that one track that’s an absolute struggle to get through — I read an interview once where they said they do it on purpose to weed out the casuals. But this one is a delight from A to Z.
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- Hurstbridge and Mernda lines: avoid.
- In further “who is doing qa at Apple these days” gripes, the male Australian voice for Siri is a different voice on macOS and iOS. Because why not.
- Ablo is having an absolute Bradbury of a second term.
- Good time to be a chaos-goblin.
